You can’t scam me, I’m broke | @manutd

Joburg
Joined April 2016
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never iml i’ve seen tits displayed as thighs before
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We not gone care either
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@dajdadondada
Oct 8
i’m gonna start calling men “males” like they do us
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“if you marry someone with tremendous debt, you’re paying for all the fun they had before they met you”
Replying to @JoshuaLisec
My husband and I chuckle sometimes because we know our teenage boys will have a challenging time finding a suitable wife with us in their ear: if you marry someone with tremendous debt, you’re paying for all the fun they had before they met you
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My Papa said bitches wasn’t squirting in the 70s This sum new shit
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Ik i retired from being mean on here but yo check da pinned man LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Replying to @SwtLykeHoney
Backshots prolly sound like a medieval battlefield.
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Being forced to eat phuthu after you already stopped at mcd💔💔💔💔
Don’t cheat then come home acting sleepy. Get tf up, you’ve got another pussy to eat.😭
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Old man rant incoming: I hate team building activities at work. Sorry, but I'm not interested in hanging out w/my co-workers outside of or during working hours. I don't care if it's Top Golf, Summer Potluck or Xmas Party. I suspect leaders really don't care for them either.
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You guys went very silent about the serial killer! Crazy
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Splitting rent does not make up for the expense of having a woman in the house 24/7. Staying alone is still cheaper.
I honestly need a vat n sit to afford the things I want 😭
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the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.
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bothata ke pouch.
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If you hoot at me immediately when the robot opens, I’m switching off my car and putting my hazards on.
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they took her didnt they 💔💔
my talking stage has been charging her phone for 6 hours💔
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I just unfollowed a nigga cause he was talking bout his birthday… 3 baby pics it’s not even 11a be a fucking man dawg I’m not in the mood
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Rotan los colores para que la gente note inmediatamente que no tienes el nuevo.
Pop Base
@PopBase
Sep 9
Apple unveils the iPhone 18 pro. Available in burgundy, light blue, black and silver.
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We had a good run but I think it’s time to put men back in charge
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I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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Replying to @jaeekitty
Ain’t nobody even at the CIA desk, shit been on autopilot since like 2006 😒
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Cheating on your woman makes you appreciate her more.
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