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yall know i’m max verstappen down

Joined August 2025
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Ao3 said it’s Halloween bitches here’s some real horror
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"I showed in 2023 that you can win the Constructors’ Championship with just one driver." Max Verstappen
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not quite
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the entire tl just a bunch of addicts whose dealer finally decided to cut off
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try 4 weeks without ao3
6 months without Charlie
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don’t ask a fanfic reader what happened on october 29th 2026, i’m about to lose my mind
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Cuando empiecen a investigar por que las tasas de suicidio aumentaron tanto y se den cuenta de que ao3 anuncio 2 semanas de mantenimiento
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no ao3 for possibly 4 weeks SOMEONE DO SOMETHING @AO3_Status @FBI @CIA @ZohranKMamdani @ibytames @Uber_Support
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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“we wont even ship yall or anything”
.@ZacEfron @VanessaHudgens We beg you we won’t even ship yall or anything
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gay halloween is crazy wdym you’re stoned taylor swift
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the amount of batshit insane tweets to have spawned this month alone that are guaranteed to enter the f1twt lexicon for the next few months leaves me teary eyed
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my mom asked me why i dont just stop watching f1 if it makes me this upset
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Mr if Verstappen doesn’t like the regs he can fuck off to Nordschleife looks a bit down huh. Mr id have two titles to my name. What happened
This is what a driver looks and sounds like when he's mentally completely broken. Hard to believe this is the same George who said: "I love this car, I love this engine" back in Australia.
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now that we know max is not championship contender he has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and win all the remaining race for shit and giggles
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can’t believe this app is free sometimes
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55 SECONDS BEHIND on pure pace
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2026 f1 season might be one of the worst we have seen in a while bit GOD DAMM it has given us some of the best copy pastas on F1twt man
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they fact that I audibly gasped when I watched the 2026 f1 opening titles for the first time, because Oscar looked like this..
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IM CRYINGHDSD 😭😭
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life was good when these 3 were fighting for the title and I was losing my mind every sunday
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