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yall know i’m max verstappen down

Joined August 2025
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
people are signing up to websites from other dimensions before even considering wattpad and thats beautiful
desperate times calls for desperate measures
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
and you know what i can’t even stay mad because everyone is funny as fuck about the ao3 outage 😭😭😭😭😭
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
max: “i always tell the team: ‘give me a fast car, and we’ll all have a better life.’ i showed in 2023 that you can win the constructors’ championship with just one driver.” “many thought it was boring (him winning 19 out of 22 races) but i thought it was fantastic. i’d love to do that again!” [motorsport total]
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Ao3 said it’s Halloween bitches here’s some real horror
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
"I showed in 2023 that you can win the Constructors’ Championship with just one driver." Max Verstappen
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
not quite
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
the entire tl just a bunch of addicts whose dealer finally decided to cut off
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
try 4 weeks without ao3
6 months without Charlie
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
don’t ask a fanfic reader what happened on october 29th 2026, i’m about to lose my mind
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
Cuando empiecen a investigar por que las tasas de suicidio aumentaron tanto y se den cuenta de que ao3 anuncio 2 semanas de mantenimiento
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
no ao3 for possibly 4 weeks SOMEONE DO SOMETHING @AO3_Status @FBI @CIA @ZohranKMamdani @ibytames @Uber_Support
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
“we wont even ship yall or anything”
.@ZacEfron @VanessaHudgens We beg you we won’t even ship yall or anything
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
gay halloween is crazy wdym you’re stoned taylor swift
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the amount of batshit insane tweets to have spawned this month alone that are guaranteed to enter the f1twt lexicon for the next few months leaves me teary eyed
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
my mom asked me why i dont just stop watching f1 if it makes me this upset
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
Mr if Verstappen doesn’t like the regs he can fuck off to Nordschleife looks a bit down huh. Mr id have two titles to my name. What happened
This is what a driver looks and sounds like when he's mentally completely broken. Hard to believe this is the same George who said: "I love this car, I love this engine" back in Australia.
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
now that we know max is not championship contender he has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and win all the remaining race for shit and giggles
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
can’t believe this app is free sometimes
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
55 SECONDS BEHIND on pure pace
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kaylee 🪐 🏎️ retweeted
2026 f1 season might be one of the worst we have seen in a while bit GOD DAMM it has given us some of the best copy pastas on F1twt man
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