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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
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Курить и употреблять алкоголь – не лучшая идея, а хорошо выспаться – это хорошая идея.
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They say you should work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
My bank account:
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To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.
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Losing my mind at “returning a HTML string from a HTTP request” being the hot new tech
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NEW: Seattle’s beloved Cinerama movie theater — whose future has been uncertain since 2020 — will reopen by the end of the year. crosscut.com/culture/2023/05…
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“Just two ounces is equivalent to three joints” — the Republican arguments against legal cannabis are going well. #mnleg
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Developers copying the code as it is from StackOverflow or ChatGPT without changing a bit
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I walked forty minutes through hailing rain to see this plaque in Toronto and it was so extremely worth it
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A recent study has shown that cherry trees can produce up to 8 million blossoms and every stupid, goddamn single one of those little shits is going to end up on your fucking Subaru.
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Tennessee Lawmakers Ban Travel to Seattle After Learning About Utilikilts: bit.ly/3yxiiQ1
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“Darwin’s Waiting Room. How can I help you?”
All those EXPERTS with their KNOWLEDGE and their SCIENCE and their woke EDUCATIONS can’t stop the Freedumb.
An Ivermectin Influencer Died. Now His Followers Are Worried About Their Own ‘Severe’ Symptoms. vice.com/en/article/z3mb89/i…
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Imagine a circle laid flat on a table, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 80% red and 20% yellow, like a yellow pie slice.
You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops.
Where did it land?
78%On the red
22%On the yellow
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1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion
2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP.net
2003: PHP is dead, learn Django
2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails
2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask
2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS
2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js
2022: okay this is awkward



























