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Part time squid and full-time window starer👨‍💻. Colour lock enthusiast (What's a purple?). 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Opinions mine. Profile pic by @siclecelle

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Joined July 2009
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Thanks to a friend, I now have a new place where you can follow me. I wish we'd settle on one to migrate to, but this is what we have now. - Fedi: @[email protected] - bsky: @kylemsguy.bsky.social
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WHO’S HAND IS THAT DA FAQ INFILTRATING MY CHOCOLATE COOKIE POST WTF SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME IT WAS AT THE SAME TIME I WENT TO PRESS POST
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Splatoon Raiders did not fix the paint engine problems present in Splatoon 3 It's so bad that it begs the question if chargers were playtested at all Look at this clip in one of the first levels. How is this acceptable?
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they know me too well 😭😭
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Jailbreaking and playing Minecraft on an iPod Nano 7G from 2012 feels silly & surreal
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No fucking way ITS 4 AGAIN DIFFERENT BUG
Announcing 3 Critical vulns for hundreds of millions of IoT, Firewalls, OT, and Military devices including: Palo Alto Networks, Comcast, D-Link, HP, Canon, Honeywell, GE, Oracle, Siemens, Rockwell, Digi, Lockheed Martin, Boeing... The vulns are with GoAhead Web Server which is a backend library used by these devices. There's a patch available from GoAhead but that doesn't mean there's a patch available for the devices yet -- that's up to the manufacturer. - TLS traffic over DHE ciphers have a 1-byte secret, "04", meaning anyone can decrypt connections to these devices and steal login credentials and session tokens if the client negotiated with DHE ciphers like the latest TLS_DHE_RSA_WITH_CHACHA20_POLY1305_SHA256, which is extremely likely. - LibreSSL mTLS has been completely bypassed, meaning anyone can connect over mTLS. If you have one of these devices listening on the internet and are expecting mTLS to protect it from attackers, take it offline or patch asap. - OpenSSL Certificate Revocation Lists (CRLs) are not enforced, meaning if a user device is stolen or compromised, and you revoke that mTLS cert, nothing actually happens. There are a lot of other attacks this can be used for. These are critical because these types of devices run our world. Water systems, electricity, military, firewalls, critical infrastructure. foxio.io/blog/choose-your-ba…
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gud morning Oomfies!!!
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会社に向かう電車の中でぱかっとひらいたら、お約束の液晶割れをおこしたので明日アップルさんに連絡しますぅ。 開封して3日くらい、かなぁ?
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What the hell is bro wearing 😭🙏
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Replying to @__alula
from the company that brought you binary hash comparison with strcmp()
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Switch 2 security be like: >don't trust NVIDIA's code and gate nvservices/nvkernel behind "graphics supervisor" middlemen >use clang cfi, XOM, PAC and other features where possible >get mogged by a simple buffer overflow in path normalization function in Nintendo's own code
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you should be changing all your passwords. to make this easier, i've generated a few secure ones you can use: - dsfb98ugqeru98bf - 23498gernlkjfsdj23r1 - agdf789adfg978adfs798 - 4
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I was in a patient's room and this young teenage girl looked at me and said my hair reminded her of @ironmouse. Before I could say thanks or anything the girl then immediately went, "oh I'm sorry you're probably too old to know who that is...she's a fortnite character" Y'ALL!!!
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I have expanded the archives to now have a website for Mint's outfits and emotes. Each of Mint's 71 outfits and counting must be archived. Links to everything down bellow! #ミント心霊写真
I made a website to archive and keep track of every #Dokibird in the Dokiverse - The Dokinomicon. All Doki's must be counted.
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Feeling really bad for the @Tailscale folks Lots of people have no idea how it works, that it's more than just Wireguard, the policy and ACL capabilities, that SSH isn't even on by default... It is wonderful software that someone crapped on, and now everyone wants to roll in it
if you install Tailscale and your impression of it is "wow this is cool!" and not "oh shit, this is just a centralized SSH honeypot?" you're ngmi
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tailscale is a peer-to-peer WireGuard mesh VPN; its control server coordinates keys/policies only and sees no traffic. Tailworm report details bugs in optional SSH after prior authorized compromise, not a "honeypot". tailscale.com/docs/concepts/… tailworm.com thehackernews.com/2026/10/unpatc… tailscale.com/docs/features/…
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The #Splatoon3 Golden Egg Feast 2026 is on the way! This Salmon Run tournament takes place Nov 7 from 10am PT to 12pm PT via the SplatNet 3 Tournament Manager in the Nintendo Switch App. Top scoring eligible players can receive Splatoon-themed prizes! ninten.do/6011axhLf
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I just saw someone using a lenovo yoga slim
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님들 저 천재인듯 저렴한 태블릿을 공짜로 몇 배나 비싸보이게 만들었음
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Wow who could've guessed
Cece playing slay the princess I sure hope shes not a contrarian and gets the voice of the contrarian immediately
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fellas, if your girl: - listens to everything you say - tracks your app usage - wants to know about your youtube interests that's not your girl. that's a samsung smart tv
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