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If we're gonna save Twitter, we'll have to put on THE BEST TALENT SHOW THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN ✨
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Every tweet I’ve made since Elon took over makes me feel like the violinist on the titanic
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I don’t like the person I become whenever I have to enter my username and password using a TV remote.
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The fact that Ewan McGregor’s brother, Colin McGregor is a pilot in the Royal Air Force and his aviator nickname is “Obi-Two” is my new favorite bit of knowledge.
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Driver slows down to watch as crow helps scared hedgehog cross the road
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the best part of any nathan fielder show is when he goes “oh okay” after someone says the most insane thing you’ve ever heard in your life
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Finnish Baseball Player shoots the river for a home run, a breakdown
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...are we worried about the ⁦@duolingo⁩ characters or nah? ⁦@shitduosays⁩
I love how every single study about octopuses is just completely wild.
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It only costs $20b to end homelessness in the US, but ok.
Perhaps — and hear me out here — if you can afford to buy Twitter for $44 billion, you can afford to pay your fair share in taxes.
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Elon Musk will literally buy twitter for $44 billion instead of going to therapy
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I am putting in my too weak notice.
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and Carol brought salad
We did dumplings around the world