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I'm too sexy for this planet. But not for you. I am here to meet female earthlings. I will show you an extremely good time. Find me on NETFLIX!

NYC
Joined December 2010
my love of scifi led me to the hilarious movie Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same ... @lezspacealien
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We told you aliens were real!
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@WhoopiGoldberg Can you please act out this scene from A Color Purple to the camera directed at the man in the White House? He will never get it but people who matter will and they will remember their faith and cheer. Please 🙏 youtu.be/z4Up4nh2AD4
All the good social distancers are taken
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Every time I social distance and angel gets its wings
I am social distancing as we speak
I am going live on YouTube with my comedy hero @eddiepepitone on Pep Talk xx
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Whenever I watch TV with my parents and a sex scene comes on I tell them this is my favorite part.
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We don’t believe humans are real!
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Did you know Mark Cuban reads 3 hours day? Smarter not harder - tips & tricks. "Not all readers are leaders but all leaders are readers." . . . . #readers #thesecret #MarkCuban #speedreader entrepreneur.com/article/341…
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CODEPENDENT screens Wed June 22nd at 8:30pm @AnthologyFilm in NYC - East Village! $7 - what a deal! http://new filmmakers.com
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FREE screening of "Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same" TOMORROW at @nyuniversity 6pm on.fb.me/1PFcbit
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FREE screening of "Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same" THIS WEDNESDAY at NYU 6pm on.fb.me/1PFcbit
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Meet Hott Ladies: Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same screening - NYU Feb 10th at 6pm on.fb.me/1PFcbit
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Sexiest/funniest comedy tonight @WildeThistle w/ @mattkirshen @davewaitecomedy @SarahTSarahT @CasualVelvet @msjandavidson @RyanKelly______
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.@DIVAmagazine says for #Halloween see CODEPENDENT LESBIAN SPACE ALIEN SEEKS SAME! bit.ly/1N7vcqJ Spooky!
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I joined the lottery to see @FunHomeMusical for $35 tickets on @TodayTix! Enter here: go.todaytix.com/TTFunHome