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Zylar

@lezspacealien

I'm too sexy for this planet. But not for you. I am here to meet female earthlings. I will show you an extremely good time. Find me on NETFLIX!

 NYC
CodependentLesbianSpaceAlienSeeksSame.com
Joined December 2010
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my love of scifi led me to the hilarious movie Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same ... @lezspacealien
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@WhoopiGoldberg Can you please act out this scene from A Color Purple to the camera directed at the man in the White House? He will never get it but people who matter will and they will remember their faith and cheer. Please 🙏 youtu.be/z4Up4nh2AD4
The Color Purple: Everything you done to me...

The Color Purple: Everything you done to me...

Everything you done to me, already done to you.I'm poor, black, I...

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Listen to @KillerMike
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I am going live on YouTube with my comedy hero @eddiepepitone on Pep Talk xx
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Whenever I watch TV with my parents and a sex scene comes on I tell them this is my favorite part.
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Did you know Mark Cuban reads 3 hours day? Smarter not harder - tips & tricks. "Not all readers are leaders but all leaders are readers." . . . . #readers #thesecret #MarkCuban #speedreader entrepreneur.com/article/341…
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It is indeed! Can’t wait to see you in @CalAndersonPark this Friday for #CodependentSpaceAlienSeeksSame! #queeritup nitter.cf/Cap_Hill_Times/status/…
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Friday is the start of @3DollarBillCine 's summer outdoor movie series @CalAndersonPark ow.ly/RGQj302TYng
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CODEPENDENT screens Wed June 22nd at 8:30pm @AnthologyFilm in NYC - East Village! $7 - what a deal! http://new filmmakers.com
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FREE screening of "Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same" TOMORROW at @nyuniversity 6pm on.fb.me/1PFcbit
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FREE screening of "Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same" THIS WEDNESDAY at NYU 6pm on.fb.me/1PFcbit
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Sexiest/funniest comedy tonight @WildeThistle w/ @mattkirshen @davewaitecomedy @SarahTSarahT @CasualVelvet @msjandavidson @RyanKelly______
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.@DIVAmagazine says for #Halloween see CODEPENDENT LESBIAN SPACE ALIEN SEEKS SAME! bit.ly/1N7vcqJ Spooky!
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We review @FoxyMerkins playing now at @Qscreen - @eVent_georgest - satirical lesbian hustlers saltypopcorn.com.au/foxy-mer…
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Grab your tickets for "The Foxy Merkins" - the lesbian hooker buddy comedy of the year. @FoxyMerkins ow.ly/SgzAN #qsff15
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3 weeks today til Sydney can see @FoxyMerkins at #QSFF15 Everyone loves a Foxy Merkin right? tix.queerscreen.org.au/sessi…
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I'm in a new indie comedy w/ the off-the-hook funny Ann Carr! Pls support IN CASE OF EMERGENCY bit.ly/1f0LaV8
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Sorry everyone, 'Princess Diaries 3' is not happening: ow.ly/OrZ6E
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This is how Rattlesnakes see my leg and @GregWalloch Hope you like it as much as we do.
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We're talking #WonderWoman, portrayals of female superhero/action protagonists, and #BlackGirlsRock TODAY, 2-3pm ET! #BitchFlicks
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Get yr #peeps off TONIGHT & see #FoxyMerkins director Madeleine Olnek at the @AthensFilmFest 7:15 pm athensfilmfest.org/madeleine… @OUWomensCenter
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