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sugar spice n everything nice

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You're completely right—I 𝘸𝘢𝘴 giving you straight teeth.
ChatGPT is so hardcoded to agree with you if it had a body it would 100% deepthroat your cock
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jesus
this just reminded me that uma is still engaged to that demon 😪
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they should have adam die in a peleton accident
Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself
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When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno
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if this type of ai was around during one direction’s prime we’d all be extinct
k!lled five polar bears for ts btw
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There’s a quote from Girls where Hannah’s mom warns her not to spend her life w her bf "socializing him like he's a stray dog, making the world a friendlier place for him.” Obliviousness is a privilege, it usually means their SO has to make up the difference thru hyper-vigilance
One thing i hate about socially inept men as a fairly socially inept woman is how brazen they're allowed to be about their social ineptness.. like they're truly so unaware & have never been made to feel aware of just how fucking awkward & bizarre they look.. and like ive never -
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i've thought about this tweet for 24 hours straight
When I laugh at a puck line in glee
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y'all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me the hilarious ross matthews
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This stuff needs to result in sexual assault & genital mutilation charges.
I’m never going to have a male doctor if I ever give birth.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Missing context: "Mutual abuse" was actually argued by Heard's own legal team as a defence ("If you think they were abusive to each other, Amber wins"). Amber lost. Audio recordings also include Heard admitting, "I did start a physical fight." youtu.be/BC1wAQFJJBM?is…
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being fat in summer
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miis do this shit after being rejected despite u telling them not to confess and then expect sympathy
I think its funny when miis hit this pose whenever they get rejected
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And even realer bitches had a lesbian rumor circulating about them at 13
only real bitches got shunned from the friend group at 16
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Having an anorexic friend when you’re fat is like ok elephant in the room
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not feeling this shift
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The thing abt Girls is that it’s maybe the funniest show of all time
this being the best most relatable scene of all time
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sent a pic of my bedding into my course gc and one girl replied saying she loved that i had a double bed. i’m at the age where if i had to sleep in a single bed i wouldn’t recover emotionally for weeks
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