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You're completely right—I 𝘸𝘢𝘴 giving you straight teeth.
ChatGPT is so hardcoded to agree with you if it had a body it would 100% deepthroat your cock
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this just reminded me that uma is still engaged to that demon 😪
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they should have adam die in a peleton accident
Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself
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When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno
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if this type of ai was around during one direction’s prime we’d all be extinct
k!lled five polar bears for ts btw
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There’s a quote from Girls where Hannah’s mom warns her not to spend her life w her bf "socializing him like he's a stray dog, making the world a friendlier place for him.” Obliviousness is a privilege, it usually means their SO has to make up the difference thru hyper-vigilance
One thing i hate about socially inept men as a fairly socially inept woman is how brazen they're allowed to be about their social ineptness.. like they're truly so unaware & have never been made to feel aware of just how fucking awkward & bizarre they look.. and like ive never -
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i've thought about this tweet for 24 hours straight
When I laugh at a puck line in glee
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y'all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me the hilarious ross matthews
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This stuff needs to result in sexual assault & genital mutilation charges.
I’m never going to have a male doctor if I ever give birth.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Missing context: "Mutual abuse" was actually argued by Heard's own legal team as a defence ("If you think they were abusive to each other, Amber wins"). Amber lost. Audio recordings also include Heard admitting, "I did start a physical fight." youtu.be/BC1wAQFJJBM?is…
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being fat in summer
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miis do this shit after being rejected despite u telling them not to confess and then expect sympathy
I think its funny when miis hit this pose whenever they get rejected
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And even realer bitches had a lesbian rumor circulating about them at 13
only real bitches got shunned from the friend group at 16
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Having an anorexic friend when you’re fat is like ok elephant in the room
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not feeling this shift
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The thing abt Girls is that it’s maybe the funniest show of all time
this being the best most relatable scene of all time
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the black glove reveal to make her arms disappear against the backdrop and her turning into the statue of Venus are u kidding me
Omg this is one coolest stage performances I have seen. I don't understand the words but the singing is so beautiful. This is art. Rosalia 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️
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having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s
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