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We're all in this together. That's how we campaigned, and that's who we are. Thank you. -bo
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'Breaking' news: A big chunk of Greenland's Petermann Glacier has broken lose; image from our Aqua satellite. go.nasa.gov/OQvyzV
So I tried to buy rabbit for Easter dinner. Local butcher reported me to homeland security, I'm pretty sure.
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Ignorent cnut, @MargieJPhelps (Westboro Baptist Church) tweeting anti Steve Jobs nonsense from an IPHONE, douch!
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Summer maybe over, but getting an eel stuck in your swim trunks, so that the big boobed lifeguard will pay attention to you isn't.
Drinking almost frozen white wine straight from the bottle while wearing only your panties. #unexpectedlyawesomethingsaboutlivingalone
"@Broslife: Bigger the boobs, less the face matters. That's science."
Hells yes.
"@Foodimentary: "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." ~Bill Watterson"
IE drinking by the pool.
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RT @mattthomas: “Why don’t you quit crying and get me some bourbon.”
—Sterling Hayden in THE ASPHALT JUNGLE
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Sesame Street says Bert and Ernie aren't gay, tho I find it suspicious that the last episode was brought to you by the letters L, G, B, & T.
Tickets for @Chromeo at hob in San Diego are $35 before service charges.. To splurge or not to splurge?
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In wake of riots, British PM urges ban on Twitter, Facebook. China's Premiere tweets: "LMAO @Ayatollah @MubarakBadAss NOW they get it."
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I wish I could wear a smock to work. Just a smock. And my antipathy toward 99% of humanity, of course, which goes well with smocks.
@ctoverdrive OK even though I'm a lifelong 'nucks fan, I have to admit, that's kinda awesome. – at San Diego, CA
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Dear Vancouver: Don't riot because the Stanley Cup Champions aren't Canadians. Riot because Nickelback are Canadians. #CanucksRiot









