lisacee (@lisacee) profile picture
San Diego, California
Joined December 2007
We're all in this together. That's how we campaigned, and that's who we are. Thank you. -bo
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'Breaking' news: A big chunk of Greenland's Petermann Glacier has broken lose; image from our Aqua satellite. go.nasa.gov/OQvyzV
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So I tried to buy rabbit for Easter dinner. Local butcher reported me to homeland security, I'm pretty sure.
Ignorent cnut, @MargieJPhelps (Westboro Baptist Church) tweeting anti Steve Jobs nonsense from an IPHONE, douch!
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Summer maybe over, but getting an eel stuck in your swim trunks, so that the big boobed lifeguard will pay attention to you isn't.
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Drinking almost frozen white wine straight from the bottle while wearing only your panties. #unexpectedlyawesomethingsaboutlivingalone
"@Broslife: Bigger the boobs, less the face matters. That's science." Hells yes.
"@Foodimentary: "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." ~Bill Watterson" IE drinking by the pool.
RT @mattthomas: “Why don’t you quit crying and get me some bourbon.” —Sterling Hayden in THE ASPHALT JUNGLE
Hello birthday pedi. # sofuckingticklish
Sesame Street says Bert and Ernie aren't gay, tho I find it suspicious that the last episode was brought to you by the letters L, G, B, & T.
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Tickets for @Chromeo at hob in San Diego are $35 before service charges.. To splurge or not to splurge?
In wake of riots, British PM urges ban on Twitter, Facebook. China's Premiere tweets: "LMAO @Ayatollah @MubarakBadAss NOW they get it."
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At Rosaria's. What should we deepfry tonight?
I wish I could wear a smock to work. Just a smock. And my antipathy toward 99% of humanity, of course, which goes well with smocks.
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why hasn't yannis philippakis married me yet? #unrequitedrockstarlove
Feeling older than the angel on my shoulder claims to be.
@ctoverdrive OK even though I'm a lifelong 'nucks fan, I have to admit, that's kinda awesome. – at San Diego, CA
Dear Vancouver: Don't riot because the Stanley Cup Champions aren't Canadians. Riot because Nickelback are Canadians. #CanucksRiot
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