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lisacee

@lisacee
 San Diego, California
Joined December 2007
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We're all in this together. That's how we campaigned, and that's who we are. Thank you. -bo
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'Breaking' news: A big chunk of Greenland's Petermann Glacier has broken lose; image from our Aqua satellite. go.nasa.gov/OQvyzV
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Ignorent cnut, @MargieJPhelps (Westboro Baptist Church) tweeting anti Steve Jobs nonsense from an IPHONE, douch!
Image from ℰ♥їʟ Иїη℮ (@Evil_Nine)
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Summer maybe over, but getting an eel stuck in your swim trunks, so that the big boobed lifeguard will pay attention to you isn't.
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RT @mattthomas: “Why don’t you quit crying and get me some bourbon.” —Sterling Hayden in THE ASPHALT JUNGLE
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Sesame Street says Bert and Ernie aren't gay, tho I find it suspicious that the last episode was brought to you by the letters L, G, B, & T.
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In wake of riots, British PM urges ban on Twitter, Facebook. China's Premiere tweets: "LMAO @Ayatollah @MubarakBadAss NOW they get it."
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I wish I could wear a smock to work. Just a smock. And my antipathy toward 99% of humanity, of course, which goes well with smocks.
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Dear Vancouver: Don't riot because the Stanley Cup Champions aren't Canadians. Riot because Nickelback are Canadians. #CanucksRiot
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William F. Buckley says he had to flog himself to plough through "Atlas Shrugged." http://bit.ly/lUjE4v
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If you think I'm awesome, you should meet my mom.
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Who's this week's Worst Person in San Diego? @twocathedrals takes aim at offensive San Diego News Room piece. http://bit.ly/hxdceB
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Fox drops Glenn Beck. One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
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Dear @CharlieSheen, know what's better than tiger's blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I'm 20 inches long. Just sayin'.
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People have asked if I'd be the new voice of Aflac. That duck would have to grow a pair first. #SmokinQuack
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Did you know it's National Punctuation Day? http://www.nationalpunctuationday.com/ Wave those Oxford Commas like you just don't care!
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facebook being down means that the 3% of my fb friends who make 100% of the posts, 99% of which are useless, are going stir crazy #math
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Big Bird: Know why we birds like to tweet? Cause its cheep! (CHEEP CHEEP! Bird humor!)
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Kim Kardashian is mad that Playboy released nude photos of her. I know how she feels--I still haven’t forgiven “Pasty Gent Monthly.”
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Today's the 25th anniversary of "Back to the Future" - The movie that popularized DeLoreans, Flux Capacitors, & almost nailing your own mom.
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