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Zack I just got off the phone with Jesus You're never gonna believe this but it turns out he actually agrees with all MY political views
I’m a pastor who lives in Georgia. Let me make plain to my Georgia friends as a matter of basic Christian ethics: It displeases Christ to vote for Keisha Bottoms and Jon Ossoff. Yes, I aim to bind your conscience. As I would if you were a man cohabiting with your girlfriend.
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I'm cancelling all my meetings today and focusing 100% of my energy on Kelly Clarkson
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I believe her because i 100% know the kind of indie hipster white person she’s dealing with
Kelly Clarkson responds to Art of Play’s statement which claimed they didn’t have the Singing Bird she wanted to buy for sale: “Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.”
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Here I am, a millennial manager raised by people who said “figure it out” who’s now leading a group of people who need step by step instructions for the simplest of task
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not to be dramatic but finding the right shade of lipstick will change your life 💄
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Well the one thing we know for sure is Jack ain't running the twitter account cause the admin has at least a vague sense of humour 😘
Can't keep him wrapped up.
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he's so injury prone he'll probably miss 3 weeks after this with hurt feelings
Jack Hughes was jokingly asked about being put in bubble wrap and using plastic cutlery after his off-ice injury at a team dinner last season... And he was having NONE of it 😭😬
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a few months ago i was stuck in traffic right outside the house of a girl i used to be best friends with in middle and high school and my phone connected to their wifi 🫩
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How it feels rn if you don't think Meryl Streep voicing a fictional male lion is blasphemy
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Lol this is probably rage bait but I'm not even mad, I'm just genuinely taking inspo for my meal plans this week ✍️
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dangit David you deleted your tweet and my meal plan with it 😆
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Ok not hating on anyone specifically but unless you're retired, or it's for kids or charity there's really no reason for pro athletes to go to random rec games and clean up. Like cool, you dunked on a 47 year old high school chemistry teacher. Idk it's weird behaviour imo
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Just turned on the tv and watched an epic tally from Annabelle Chukwu at the U20 world cup. Future is bright for Canadian soccer you guys. 🍁⚽️👀@CANWNT
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I absolutely love the sound of an organ at a ballpark. It just feels like baseball.
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I talked to a Ontarian whose entire career has been in the statistical industry and he told me 400% of stats and anecdotes you hear online are completely made up
I talked to an Albertan today whose entire career has been in the tar sands industry as an oil executive and he told me 100% of what Premier Smith is saying is totally untrue.
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To me karaoke is about making people appreciate the talent of the og artist and vibing with the nowhere near as good version in front of you because live music does something for the soul that canned just can't
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The feeling of losing my Aunt Dolly is beyond what feels right to share. Our most sacred moments were private and they’ll stay there behind the stage, beneath the glamour & between our hearts. What I KNOW is Dolly would want me to feel it, write a song about it, and then continue on and be strong. I have an angel by my side. I always have. One of our last conversations was about music and metamorphosis. 🦋 I will always love her and want to make her proud. My heart breaks for the world, her family and friends who will miss her deeply. We’re in this loss together and we will see her in all of the most beautiful things. 💖 @dollyparton
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The scariest scenario I can currently imagine about getting back together with my kids dad is my son making some post like this in 30 years with a photo of our faces out there on the world wide web
I know a couple that's celebrating 50 years of marriage this year. Year 4 the guy cheated on her. He actually left for months & even moved in with the other woman. The enemy thought he delivered a knock out blow to this family & they would be fractured forever. The wife was told by family & friends to LEAVE THAT SCUMBAG & that she deserved better. Instead of get angry, she went all-in on her own faith & looked within. She had mentees in the church that help her discover that she was 50% to blame for him cheating. Control, nagging day in & day out, never offering encouragement--- what did you expect one of the elders in the church asked her? I can't imagine how difficult that was to admit any fault when you were the one cheated on & wronged, but she did. She sought the Lord's forgiveness for part. She blasted praise music & lived in the Bible for the next many months. When this man would come around to see his kids she harbored zero resentment & to this day the man will say I NOTICED THIS DEEP JOY & PEACE IN HER........ I LONGED FOR IT TOO. After many months this man ended it with that other woman & came with an offer, "I don't deserve it, but whatever you have I want. I want to start going to church too. I want to learn how to be a great husband & dad. I want to start new with God in the middle." 46 years later. RESTORED. LEGACY OF LOVE, HONOR, & COMMITMENT. Many have been inspired by these two people & the fruit they've produced over the years has impacted millions of lives! Many call them heroes. I call these 2 people MOM & DAD. ❤️🙏 Radical ownership sets you free. I wonder in the church today would many women offer that same advice my mom got? Look at what they would have missed out on?!
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As a 31 year old on the dating apps I feel like I am on the frontlines of scientific research into determining the exact moment gen y becomes gen z. Findings so far point to Q2 96. Study continues despite researchers reportedly wearying in their pursuit of science. More at 10.
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