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Spaghetti Cat Stan

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nina :)

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Joined April 2013
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bro@scrungeonmasterOct 29
well yeah girl rice cakes aren't necessarily fueling the Marketplace Of Ideas
esoteric fat boy (@esotericfatboy) profile pictureesoteric fat boy@esotericfatboyOct 29
ED twitter is never sending its strongest soldiers
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hi bab@Bab28lfcOct 28
how white people look at you when you put the big light on instead of the lamp
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Zoey@ladybugpurse16h
These look like the type of clothes unidentified bodies die in
girl (@kziezniczkaa) profile picturegirl@kziezniczkaaOct 28
Brandy Melville I’m really concerned.
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Brunella
@brunellaismOct 28
oura rings also goalslop btw wdym you miss grades so much you want a report card for nap time
lucas gelfond (@gucaslelfond) profile picturelucas gelfond
@gucaslelfondOct 28
marathons are goalslop. yuppies will do anything to replace the thrill of receiving letter grades
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dylan
@narrenhutOct 28
Ratatouille is such a great movie because it’s ruthlessly in favor of meritocratic inegalitarianism. “Anyone can cook,” not “everyone can cook.” The duty of Chef Linguini is to forfeit his arbitrary inherited status as a human and serve to elevate the deserving übermaus Remy.
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdayOct 28
“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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I love how Miami has just become the epicenter of all evil
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 28
MIAMI (AP) — Defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family have landed in Miami after fleeing Argentina.
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 27
When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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Meg@megannn_lynneOct 28
coming home after 10th grade like Wowww, a lot on the agenda….gotta eat Fruit Gushers then 4 spoonfuls of Jif then Little Bites mini blueberry muffins then some loose chocolate chips then I have to cut myself then I have to do my chem homework then I have to dissociate on Omegle
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JEFF
@jeffisrael25Oct 27
I remember thinking that developing the Covid vaccine was going to be this world unifying event but I didn't realize that the dumbest people we went to high school with had been doing their own research.
powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Busby 🏁
@MrBusby4o8Oct 27
Yall better appreciate Hov and Roc Nation producing these halftime shows. Cause I assure you, when they step away… Morgan Wallen and Post Malone WILL be on that stage with the quickness.
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Not even translated from French they just had fomo
bye (@imnotthebyecat) profile picturebye@imnotthebyecatOct 26
Japanese people after going to order the new iphone only to find out its the 18
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"Don't find a comedy sketch created to make you laugh funny" girl shut UP
off perx bein a wallflower (@rscxxxdestart) profile pictureoff perx bein a wallflower@rscxxxdestartOct 27
yeah if u white and ain’t know what Nollywood was before this sketch I don’t think you should be publicizing that you found it funny
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"They're my cousin" is the funniest part of this
ada enechi (@adaenechi) profile pictureada enechi
@adaenechiOct 24
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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evergreen.
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Sam Stein (@samstein) profile pictureSam Stein
@samsteinOct 27
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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Shaun Johnson
@ShyBucketGetterOct 27
They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive
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xavier
@nahimdifferentOct 27
we used to get our period @ da same time 🥀💔
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This speaks to how no one in Silicon Valley reads books like they didn't even think of it 😭😭😭
Brandon McConnell (@branmcconnell) profile pictureBrandon McConnell
@branmcconnellOct 26
of all the apps Apple could’ve chosen to *NOT optimize* for the iPhone Duo, they chose the Books app??
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boypussy extraordinaire@GAYLOSTBOYSOct 26
who’s gonna tell them they accidentally described the movie the quote is famously from
xD (@jackiecore666) profile picturexD@jackiecore666Oct 25
if i was a gay man in new york i'd be like ayyy im walkin' here, plus i'm gay too! i have sex with men
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Jaketropolis
@jaketropolisOct 27
i like the tie homer wears when something important is happening at work
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