Too cool for shul. Mostly schluffing in the Fortress of Solitude. Call your mother (even if she's an AI hologram projected from a crystal).
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According to his own biographer, Elon “secretly told his engineers to turn off coverage within 100 kilometers of the Crimean coast,” ensuring Ukraine’s submarine drone counteroffensive “lost connectivity and washed ashore harmlessly.” #ElonMuskIsATraitor #Tsarlink
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Imagine strapping an 8-kilo explosive vest on your 14yo son, promising him Islamic paradise for bravely blowing up Jews.
Then you watch IDF soldiers spot the threat, clear civilians, and calmly talk the boy into letting the bomb squad remove it — because jail is better than death.
Now imagine his family having the audacity to launch a global campaign, outraged that the ‘evil Jewish supremacists’ imprisoned their ‘sweet boy’ under ‘apartheid.’
You don’t have to imagine it. This is the Israeli experience, with far too many variations of it happening to absurd degrees.
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At the ‘Jewish Antizionist Congress’ in Dublin clinical psychologist Dr Lara Sheehi speaks about Zionism as a “small group of powerful people who keep enriching itself”. Then claims that “Free Palestine frees the world”. Absolutely mad.
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Fifty years ago today, Air France Captain Michel Bacos showed the world what true moral courage looks like.
When Flight 139 was hijacked by Palestinian and German terrorists and flown to Entebbe, the non-Jewish passengers were eventually released. Bacos and his crew were also offered their freedom.
However, Bacos, who also served in the French army under DeGaulle, refused to leave his Jewish passengers. All his crew also refused, without exception.
Instead, they chose to remain alongside the 94 Jewish hostages, fully aware of the danger they faced. As Bacos later said, abandoning his passengers was simply "unimaginable."
Days later, they were freed in the legendary Israeli rescue mission, Operation Entebbe, led by Yoni Netanyahu, who would die in the battle.
For his extraordinary courage, Bacos was honoured by both France and Israel. Yet his greatest legacy was not the medals he received, but the example he set: that decency, duty and humanity must never yield to terror or antisemitism.
Michel Bacos was a true hero. May his life, his courage and his memory forever be a blessing and an inspiration.
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This pro-Pal in Colorado says she’s a Registered Nurse and wore this Israel erasing shirt to her new job. I really hope she isn’t treating Israelis or Jews. @StopAntisemites
My friends, it has been too long. I remain trapped in the Matzo Zone, my powers sapped by Leavenite, the forbidden mineral of the risen realms.
Yet despair not. This too shall pass. Lord Matzo shall return (hopefully before Moshiach does).
Am Matzo Brei! 🫓💙✡️🇮🇱
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I bought these a few years ago in support of a very funny Jewish account on here (@lordmatzo - hasn't posted in ages) and bought the enormous ones, like bin lids. I thoroughly recommend.
"I am sooo excited to introduce this next speaker! He is a tireless fighter on behalf of working people up and down the country. He is the Derby North Bad Man..." - Ash Sarkar, Novara Media
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LAAS STATEMENT:
“Labour Against Antisemitism are reassured that the EHRC report into antisemitism in the Labour Party remains unchanged and stands in full.”
#LabourAntisemitism
@EHRC @ken4london @UKLabour
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It's always hard to separate great art from a loathsome artist. Luckily Russell Brand does not present us with this problem
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Anybody who knows anything about antisemitism is well used to being confronted by the phenomenon of Jews who embrace antisemitic politics.
It is still, always, a sight to see though. 🤮
Netanyahu defends Musk on antisemitsm, suggests he's more powerful than U.S. president haaretz.com/israel-news/2023….
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The trouble with clicking on a trend such as Yom Kippur is that there's no missing the neonazi presence on X. This is just one example, a Shoah denier, among others equally repulsive. 'Free speech' says Elon Musk but, while I'm on X, I have to see this stuff every day.
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For context here. This is the article he was mocking:
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Yeah absolutely.
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Even discounting Monbiot's failure to accept his and the Guardian's own part in allowing Brand to hide in plain sight, Monbiot and others at the Guardian such as Cadwallr and the boy Jones have promoted conspiracism into the mainstream, helping Brand on that front too.
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In a moment when antisemitism has reached an indisputably historic level, it's mind-boggling to think that @Penn is hosting this gathering of anti-Israel and anti-Zionist activists, some of whom have a long history of antisemitic statements and comments. jewishinsider.com/2023/09/un…
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Pam Bromley and Ken Livingstone claim they challenged the EHRC in order to protect free speech criticising Israel and supporting Palestinians. I must’ve missed something here as I can’t see what Pam’s antisemitic posts (an example below) had to do with either Israel or Palestine.
Former London mayor KEN LIVINGSTONE and former Labour councillor PAM BROMLEY explain why they have accepted the EHRC’s settlement offer
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