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I PUSHED THE CAMEL THROUGH THE EYE OF THE NEEDLE Mistaken for Matt Jones count: 3 he/him

Joined December 2012
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The duality of man
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GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
where is the image of John Brown getting injected with hope
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Republicans watching the election results come in
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okay don’t kill the fucking vibe
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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TWICE OVER
Ok maybe I’ll start believing a better world is possible again
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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Enough.
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The entire southern US on a Tuesday night:
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Yeah because that’s literally what they Wanted To Do
it’s crazy that the Right had two years to do literally whatever they wanted and they spent it enriching themselves, bombing iran, and protecting pedophiles
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Me trying to look normal in the Teams meeting:
me at the afters last night
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GM
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One of these days I’m gonna lock in and get myself one of these
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This is the biggest story of the midterms btw. Trump DHS appointees "wanted the agency that protects election systems to get and hack a voting machine," and directed the agency "not to alert the voting machine company if it uncovered flaws." propublica.org/article/cisa-…
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Putting Queen's Domain on your radar: -Singleplayer game -Small 2 person dev team -A love letter to Kings Field/Morrowind -Retro-fantasy action RPG -Interconnected world with many many secrets -Little to no hand holding -Action-combat -Level system -50+ melee weapons -20+ secondary throwing weapons -100+ enemy types -Out now on PS5, PC, Switch 2 and Xbox Series -Around 20 bucks -4.86/5 PS Store rating -94% Very Positive on Steam
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imagine publishing this less than two days ago progressives vindicated once again
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The stripper loves me. The therapist loves me. The bartender loves me. The barista loves me. I am just incredible loveable
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“Rumored to be her brother.” Okay, well I’m now starting a rumor that the author of this article fucks his dog. I now expect that allegation to be featured in any public statement about them from this point forward. It’s only fair.
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ok mom
I dont care if you’re neuron divergent i need you to go to fucking War
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Saw a child dressed in vampire attire and covered with blood. I had to end him swiftly. Very unfortunate.
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