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Residents that had their homes burn down by the Eaton Fire during the Pacific Palisades fires are now receiving water bills from the city
One resident hasn’t been there in a year, the property is so burned the meter doesn’t even exist anymore, but they’re getting bills
“This is ridiculous. How can they charge us for something that we don't have? We haven't used water in over a year — this is something that is outrageous”
“So you don't even have a meter still on this property?”
“No, there's nothing. It was, it was right here on the side of the house”
Yet they’re being sent bills…..
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Retweet if you believe @realDonaldTrump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
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207,000 people are currently tuning into The White House’s live stream of Trump as a Ghibli Cartoon cooking up McDonald’s French Fries set to relaxing Lo-Fi music, and highlights from the BBB.
The DNC’s new podcast can’t break 1,500 live viewers.
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I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.
I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.
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We have offered the United States of America the opportunity to outsource part of its prison system.
We are willing to take in only convicted criminals (including convicted U.S. citizens) into our mega-prison (CECOT) in exchange for a fee.
The fee would be relatively low for the U.S. but significant for us, making our entire prison system sustainable.
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Los Angeles Fire Department Deputy Chief answers if she could carry someone’s husband out of a fire:
“He got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire.”
UNREAL.
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Update: Anyone who has left LA and headed south. You are welcome at our restaurant, 16600 Pacific Coast Highway, 92649. We have a large parking lot, you can stay as long as you need and camp out. We will provide free meals for all of those affected. If anyone has any coordination in process for meals, supplies, etc for LA, reach out to me, we will provide as much food to deliver and arrange supplies as well.
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🚨 TRUMP, while dressed as a garbage man:
“Hello everybody! 250 million people are NOT garbage.” nitter.cf/RealPatrickWebb/status…
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One of the most brutal ads you’ve ever seen against a politician. Wow. Just watch. 🔥🔥🔥 nitter.cf/MAHAalliance/status/18…
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President Trump is now working the drive through at McDonald’s
I can’t believe this is real 😂🤣
How can you not love this man?
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Live from the @realDonaldTrump rally in Pennsylvania.
Same location where he was shot.
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