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Texas, USA
Joined August 2021
Andy Guta retweeted
I had an aneurysm watching this
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Andy Guta retweeted
When you accidentally press the circle button on the PlayStation controller
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Those cheering on the Dems in the midterms: Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, China, Carney, the EU and the Mexican cartels.
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Andy Guta retweeted
The #Cowboys coaching staff completely blew the end of the Ravens game #Dallascowboys
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after a White doctor who saved CRITICALLY ILL CHILDREN was st*bbed to de*th IN HIS BED WHILE HIS OWN CHILDREN WERE SLEEPING... ...by a VIOLENT BLACK MAN WHO WAS OUT ON CASHLESS BAIL!!!! His wife is FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE in the hospital right now. His name was Dr. Idris Evans. He was 46. He was a pediatric critical care physician at UPMC Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh. He ran the team that transports the sickest children in the region, the babies and kids so critical they have to be moved between hospitals just to survive. Just after midnight Thursday, police say a Black man, Elijah Hemingway, got into his home in Edgewood and attacked him and his wife while they were asleep in their bed. His wife told police they fought back with everything they had. Their two children, 8 and 12 years old, made it out alive. Their father didn't. When first responders got there, they found Dr. Evans in a third-floor bedroom, he pa His wife is still in critical condition tonight. A police dog tracked down 32-year-old Elijah Hemingway hiding behind a nearby house with cuts on his hand. He's now charged with criminal homicide, aggravated assault, burglary, and criminal trespass. Back in February, according to a criminal complaint, Hemingway forced his way into his ex-partner's home and stole her laptop and two cell phones. He was arrested in July. Two felonies. Burglary and theft. And he was released on a NONMONETARY bond. Not a dime. He just walked out. Say his name. Dr. Idris Evans. PLEASE PRAY FOR HIS WIFE TO PULL THROUGH!!!!! WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
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Andy Guta retweeted
Tylenol Murderer mystery gets bombshell new update as California wanderer ID’d as potential suspect: officials trib.al/w7CPHJ9
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The last one, maybe ever? @BarebellsUSA say it ain’t so
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Replying to @NJBeisner
I think it might have started with her murdering their children.
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It took me a while
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Andy Guta retweeted
Replying to @GeraldoRivera
Someone needs a reminder….
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CNN Statement on White House access:
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Andy Guta retweeted
Toys 'R' Us to open 120 stores, biggest expansion in years - thanks to adults who 'didn't wanna grow up' trib.al/Z9cNnHq
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In fiscal 2025, the federal government spent $1.256 trillion on the largest general programs to help low-income people. That comes out to $35,000 in annual expenditures for every person in poverty, or $181,000 per family in poverty.
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I condemn racism in all its forms, including James Talarico saying white men are America's top terror threat and that he prays to overcome his own 'whiteness,' whatever that means. Only one person in this race has a history of dividing Texans by race, and it’s James Talarico. I will continue to focus on uniting our State and bringing together the broadest possible coalition to fight for Texas, our values, and our families.
Thank you @JohnCornyn for your leadership. Racism has no place in Texas. @KenPaxtonTX: will you condemn this blatant racism or will you cower to extremists?
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Andy Guta retweeted
The Left trying to figure out how to smear the lone holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial now that they know it was a black man.
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Andy Guta retweeted
Lindsay Clancy fans finding out that the one holdout juror was a black man
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Andy Guta retweeted
🚨 LMAO! Socialists are now raging at the use of weight-loss drugs because it's "FASCISM" and "genociding fat people" "GLP-1s just mark a new phase in body fascism." 🤡 "The political deployment of GLP-1s is fascistic...because conditions under which they become necessary are shaped by a world fixated on genociding fat people." These people are allowed to vote, by the way. It's not fascist to say being fat is dangerous to your health! Normal people do NOT think like this!
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This video of 9-11 in 2001 is trending in 2026 because many are saying it's the first time they've seen the video. It shows the plane hitting the second tower.
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