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Joined October 2026
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Besides satirical news, I’ll also be posting my hot takes, commentaries, and memes here since this is the only handle I have. Hope you guys don’t mind!
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This is what a Chinese account tweets about black people. This for all the Pan Africans who think that China is a friend or ally to Africa, especially all the Africans bringing the Chinese into Africa...
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𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗩𝗶𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗣𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺, 𝗥𝗮𝗵𝘂𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗵𝗶 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗕𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸-𝗣𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿-𝗦𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘀.
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- Flávio Bolsonaro - Rahul Gandhi - 45 years old - 56 years old - Son of ex-prez - Son of ex-PM - Failed dynast - Failed dynast - Wannabe Prez - Wannabe PM - Blames "vote chori" - Blames "vote chori" - Elon suppprts him - Elon supports him
Which political leaders in India await a fate like this?
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an average Saudi Family
الهندي اذا حصل بقرة في الشارع ( ينتظرها تخرج فضلاتها )
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يا خوي السعودي لا تشيل هم، الصين بتحميك من هالكلاب الهنود 🇸🇦🇨🇳
🤖 Made with AI
how Saudi Arabians feel when whole world tells them not to marry little girls
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跟土耳其人骂战,跟日本人骂战,跟德国人骂战,现在又把枪口瞄准征姆巴佩,中国人的形象在外国人眼里已经变成这样了。
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Mobile PLI stats as follows: Government incentive paid: Rs 19,000 Cr. Direct tax collected: Rs 25,000 Cr. GST collected: Rs 3,00,000 Cr. Electronics manufacturing employs 25 Lakh people; mobile manufacturing alone employs 12 Lakh. Cope harder!!
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A bunch of foreign smugs were constantly passing racist comments about an Indian influencer named 'Arjan Bedi'💔 He straight up went up to them and told them to apologize to him but they continued making filthy cmts Ultimately blud slapped one of them hard and made him apologize on the livestream with punches and blows😂🔥
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Mobile PLI stats as follows: Government incentive paid: Rs 19,000 Cr. Direct tax collected: Rs 25,000 Cr. GST collected: Rs 3,00,000 Cr. Electronics manufacturing employs 25 Lakh people; mobile manufacturing alone employs 12 Lakh. Cope harder!!
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İstanbul'a indim, güzel Türk kadınları tarafından karşılandım. 😘🇹🇷❤️
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Indian Bihari man with his Chinese wife living in Guangzhou. She speaks decent Hindi. Every day, he uploads vlogs showing what they eat for breakfast, and it’s mostly fruits, vegetables, and protein.
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𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗸𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘃 𝗗𝗮𝘀 𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿.
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This Mahadev song by Shashwat Sachdeva is too good! Can someone ask him to release the full version?
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We must thank Supriya Shrinate mam for giving us this generational meme
मोदी जी, वाराणसी में क्या रहा? सुना BJP हार गई अगर बैलट से चुनाव हो जाये तो बनारस जाने की भूल न कीजिएगा निपट जायेंगे!
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Replying to @narendramodi
Pappu, it's done bro!
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𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗩𝗶𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗣𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺, 𝗥𝗮𝗵𝘂𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗵𝗶 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗕𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸-𝗣𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿-𝗦𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘀.
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We must thank Supriya Shrinate mam for giving us this generational meme
मोदी जी, वाराणसी में क्या रहा? सुना BJP हार गई अगर बैलट से चुनाव हो जाये तो बनारस जाने की भूल न कीजिएगा निपट जायेंगे!
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Guys, are you seriously getting offended by people who look like this on average?
99% Saudis are mentally retarded due to inbreeding. So them trying to insult is like a downy guy yelling at you 😂
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MLC elections in 28 seats across 4 big states - Uttar Pradesh, Maharashtra, Bihar and Karnataka. Elections held using ballot papers. Guess how many seats Congress won? 🧐
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