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A real adult person named Mangle and still not a video game character imo

Atlanta, GA
Joined January 2008
Of course I’m fun, babe. I got us tickets to see that three hour long documentary on Saturday at 9am.
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loggin tf on
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wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy
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[to the tune of "Linger" by The Cranberries 🎶] but I'm in so deep you know I sure do love Tom Cruise he's better when the screen is bigger yeah you have to go see Digger yeah you have to, yeah you have to yeah you have to go see Digger
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yet another gem from the onion
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at a very “tired by 8pm” time of my life.
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you have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time
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If you had told me when I was in high school in the 1990s that someday the lead singer of Jars of Clay would say “I’m no longer sure who God is” and the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins would say “Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior” I would have spit out my Slim Fast and stained my flannel shirt
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woke up feeling SO anxious. pretty sure doomscrolling about AI & binging 9/11 stories will help
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i be wanting to act mysterious but unfortunately i’m hilarious and have things to say
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People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook
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A data center wrote this
You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4cyGki3
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Gen Z will never understand how weird and fun the internet used to be. We had personal websites, obscure forums, experimental pages, and bizarre corners of the web. Then Google, Amazon, and Meta turned it into an algorithmic shopping mall packed with ads and commerce.
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that rat bitch jolene did this
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type of shit i eat after weighing my broccoli earlier in the day
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turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser
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Taylor Farms’ CEO eating the lettuce to prove it’s safe
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avoiding the diarrhea parasite has me eating like a 130lb dog on its birthday
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if you wanna see a pretty good movie with a terrible crowd who doesn’t know how to act in movie theaters i HIGHLY suggest seeing backrooms opening day
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