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Mangle

@mangle

A real adult person named Mangle and still not a video game character imo

 Atlanta, GA
Joined January 2008
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Of course I’m fun, babe. I got us tickets to see that three hour long documentary on Saturday at 9am.
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@thrluvOct 22
loggin tf on
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wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy
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[to the tune of "Linger" by The Cranberries 🎶] but I'm in so deep you know I sure do love Tom Cruise he's better when the screen is bigger yeah you have to go see Digger yeah you have to, yeah you have to yeah you have to go see Digger
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yet another gem from the onion
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After seeing this, the dehumidifier we’ve used for two summers suddenly stopped working and I found out it has a filter that needs to be cleaned every 2 weeks 💨 🫠
Resko★ (@Bloke_Baz) profile pictureResko★
@Bloke_BazOct 4
adulthood is mostly discovering that every object in your house has a filter you were supposed to replace months ago
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Amanda@_MandaaaSOct 5
at a very “tired by 8pm” time of my life.
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ً@artfuIchaosSep 27
you have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time
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HIM (@MrSkeemo) profile pictureHIM@MrSkeemoSep 27
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@AThinksAloudSep 27
If you had told me when I was in high school in the 1990s that someday the lead singer of Jars of Clay would say “I’m no longer sure who God is” and the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins would say “Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior” I would have spit out my Slim Fast and stained my flannel shirt
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woke up feeling SO anxious. pretty sure doomscrolling about AI & binging 9/11 stories will help
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Charlie Kenton (@everyskylander) profile pictureCharlie Kenton@everyskylanderSep 8
Brother’s fantasy league is doing insane things
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Don’t bother me during my morning workout
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cigarette yoga
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i be wanting to act mysterious but unfortunately i’m hilarious and have things to say
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I still have the entirety of this email saved in my notes app just in case all other proof was lost.
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Christopher (@molochofficial) profile pictureChristopher@molochofficialSep 3
I’m probably the only person who remembers this, but in 2013 someone at U of Maryland leaked a sorority group email to Gawker and it remains to this day one of the most evil but also rhetorically impressive (in a Ryan Murphy way) things I’ve ever read (here are some excerpts):
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People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook
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Can’t wait to be the only person at this Odyssey showing
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I thought it was because he drank so much red koolaid
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A data center wrote this
The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) profile pictureThe Wall Street Journal
@WSJAug 28
You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4cyGki3
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