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kelly

@marketableskill

woman of intrigue submerged in flowing grain

Joined July 2010
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well yeah girl rice cakes aren't necessarily fueling the Marketplace Of Ideas
esoteric fat boy (@esotericfatboy) profile pictureesoteric fat boy@esotericfatboyOct 29
ED twitter is never sending its strongest soldiers
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The course of world history would be different if Al Gore had won in 2000 but, even more important than that, America would have had its first "Halloween President"
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Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) profile pictureBen Crew@BenjaminCrew1Oct 28
If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
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Embiid best defender in the association😭❤️
Justin Pinnix | Hoopology (@Justinpinnix) profile pictureJustin Pinnix | Hoopology
@JustinpinnixOct 29
Never too early to checkout the rim protection landscape... surprised? Or does this match your eye test
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Live from Bikini Bottom 🚨 (@upnextjess) profile pictureLive from Bikini Bottom 🚨@upnextjessOct 28
Hey so HR, maybe don’t humiliate me in front of multiple of our peers because I came in to work to see that you put my photo through an AI generator to turn me into Moana, and when I asked if youd take the printed photo down, you asked why -
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christmas@newtmereOct 29
the beach boys
Acid House Hospital (@darkmusick_) profile pictureAcid House Hospital@darkmusick_Oct 28
white people be like this is actually one of the more uplifting albums about suicide
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Further proof that cigarettes are good for you, actually
henry the vacuum (@henry_sux) profile picturehenry the vacuum@henry_suxOct 30
yeah this is insane lmao
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I think if men could vote on sexiest woman alive they'd pick like a 13 year old and it just wouldnt be fun anymore
soph | #nw : ted lasso s2 (@dayasbridgers) profile picturesoph | #nw : ted lasso s2@dayasbridgersOct 27
why don’t we have a sexiest woman alive…
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They have more angles of this clip than the JFK assassination
A ✩ (@adryanashton) profile pictureA ✩
@adryanashtonOct 29
boss finally approved my PTO request but then told me not to bother coming back
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This really was your average class at an okay college a mere 20 years ago.
Alex Yablon (@AlexYablon) profile pictureAlex Yablon@AlexYablonOct 28
Mortifying that this is now what counts as a rigorous undergrad liberal arts class at an Ivy League school
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This sucks and no one wants this.
Mike Vorkunov (@MikeVorkunov) profile pictureMike Vorkunov
@MikeVorkunovOct 29
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Had an inkling, and just watched some film to confirm: The 2008 Phillies are the last team to dogpile after winning the World Series. By that metric, the last legitimate championship.
Nathan Ackerman (@NathanAckerman_) profile pictureNathan Ackerman@NathanAckerman_Oct 29
We need to bring back dogpiling after winning the World Series. What happened to us? Are we too cool to dogpile?
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powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Me and who
dom (@dearooz) profile picturedom@dearoozOct 27
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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[GETTING BULLSHIT 'ROUGHING THE PASSER' CALLS IN THE EAGLES FAVOR BECAUSE WE HAVE A WHITE QB AGAIN] "oh, damn, I forgot how funny those are, lmao"
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As a public defender this is very touching to read and an approach I wish many more ppl took.
bennny (@Driftwould2) profile picturebennny@Driftwould2Oct 25
Almost died 8 year ago today. Dude OD’d while driving and hit me while I walked, pinning me to a tree. Thankful to still be here, thankful I fought tooth and nail to reduce his jail time as much as possible and replace it with 3 years of intensive inpatient rehab. Hope he’s okay
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The focus is actually on the fact that Amanda realizes in real time that Holmes is manipulating her, preying on her instinct to not want to be a bully or hurt other women. Nathan smiles at her, confirming, “you see how she does it.”
Disastro (@DisastroMan) profile pictureDisastro@DisastroManOct 25
The movie is, like, not at all focused on whether Amanda Seyfried feels regret.
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Jeff@kweagsOct 25
This Eagles fanbase is fucking broken. The last 3 Go Birds has been responded with “thanks”, “ok” and “oh yes”
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The MLB owners have done a frustratingly effective job at framing a salary cap as the only viable solution to “competitive balance” As a reminder, the players should not have to limit their earnings for a problem that a group of 30 billionaires created
Ben Nicholson-Smith (@bnicholsonsmith) profile pictureBen Nicholson-Smith@bnicholsonsmithOct 23
Speaking to media at the World Series about an expected MLB lockout, MLBPA executive director Bruce Meyer said “none of this has to be happening.” Meyer said MLB’s push for a salary cap is about increasing franchise values and capping costs, not competitive balance.
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They switched my man off Lexapro to Wellbutrin in the off-season.
NBC Sports Philadelphia (@NBCSPhilly) profile pictureNBC Sports Philadelphia
@NBCSPhillyOct 25
"Life can be depressing sometimes, but at the end of the day it's still fun." Joel Embiid shares insight on his life perspective. | @FultonBank
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I know that this is hard for people who have never been involved in labor negotiations to understand, but I’m sorry, it just doesn’t matter what 68% of the consumers in an industry think about labor negotiations. It’s labor vs. management. Consumers don’t get a say in this
Anthony Castrovince (@castrovince) profile pictureAnthony Castrovince@castrovinceOct 24
Replying to @BWDBWDBWD
If it is your belief that my employment invalidates my opinion, you are entitled to it. I see myself as a Clevelander who is part of the 68% of Athletic subscribers who are in favor of a cap/floor system, because we genuinely feel this particular financial system is stupid.
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