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she/her, 30s, cracking some boys open with the cold one

Joined December 2020
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I think the most psychologically important thing about this election is that someone like Vivek actually suffered consequences for doing something heinous in an election campaign. That had straight up stopped happening to such an extent that it no longer felt possible
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every ford f-150 is going to be melted down into a maglev
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this blue tsunami is so severe that ted cruz is already in cancun
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My dad brought this up from the basement
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Gotta hand it to Republicans. Gerrymandered the shit out of every red state and lost the House by the time happy hour was over
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huge day for finding out if anything good can ever happen again
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This is crazier
This is what 2008 must've felt like, right?
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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we’re gonna make every republican recite this with an estrogen needle to their neck like the gom jabbar
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only one thing happening could make me lib out harder and I don’t even need to say what that is
i’ve libbed out before but i don’t think i’ve ever libbed out quite like this before
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AYYYYY
ADAM HAMILTON, DEMOCRAT, WINS KANSAS SENATE RACE — PROJECTION
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GET IN BOYS WE’RE RESTARTING RECONSTRUCTION
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CHOOSIN BLEXAS
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2024 2025 2026
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BRO………BRO
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twitter still has the kind of election night juice that I would be itching for like a heroin addict if I had abandoned this place for BlueSky like everyone else did in 2023
we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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they just called florida for gore
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