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Michelle Goldstein

@mgoldrules

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 Toronto, Ontario
Joined July 2016
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Hen Mazzig
@HenMazzig19 Mar 2021
Jews once comprised 40 percent of Baghdad’s population. Now you can count the Jews left in the city on one hand. This is what ethnic cleansing looks like.
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MARC REBILLET
@marcrebillet18 Mar 2021
VACCINATED
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Alfie Ordinary@AlfieOrdinary20 Feb 2021
I hate when RuPaul claps to stop Michelle talking. It’s so uncomfortable watching a man silence a woman like that.
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Aaron Goldstein@aarongoldstein25 Jan 2021
We restarted the Sopranos in my house except we call it “Crime Friends” and sit around trying to come up with new theme songs, like Hall & Oates’ Rich Girl: “You’re a crime guy And you got some pals And you know you’re gonna do some crimes You can rely on your old friend Paulie”
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k.d. lang@kdlang19 Jan 2021
👏🏼👏🏼🥰🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼ok see you....... #kimsconvenience
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The New York Times
@nytimes7 Jan 2021
Breaking News: President Trump has suggested to aides in recent weeks that he wants to pardon himself, according to two people with knowledge of the discussions. nyti.ms/39d60z0
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karl hess@karlhess7 Jan 2021
apparently a guy accidentally tasered himself in the balls and then died of a heart attack while trying to steal a painting yesterday and if we can’t all come together over how hilarious that is we may be beyond hope
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thomas 🍌@perfectsweeties10 Nov 2020
the coolest name by far is wolfgang. just a gang of wolves. not even a pack. these wolves do crimes
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Whitney Cummings
@WhitneyCummings20 Feb 2019
I know reboots are hot right now but what if we brought back manners
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Ben Schwartz
@rejectedjokes9 Nov 2016
KEY RACE ALERT: It's no longer too close to call, I will have diarrhea. #ElectionNight
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CBS News
@CBSNews20 Oct 2016
Clinton: He tweeted "that the Emmy's were rigged" Trump: "I should've gotten it" #debatenight cbsnews.com/live
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt20 Oct 2016
Trump: "They rip babies..." Clinton: "They rip families..." Trump: "Rip" Clinton: "Rap" Trump: "A rippity rap..." #debates
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Moshe Kasher@moshekasher19 Oct 2016
22? nitter.cf/markwellsrector/status… – at Los Angeles, CA
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•@Bentono1014 Sep 2016
So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head
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Kevin Sieff@ksieff13 Oct 2016
More than 3 million Nigerians are suffering from the world's largest hunger crisis with barely any help or attention wapo.st/nigeria
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Ana Navarro-Cárdenas
@ananavarro10 Oct 2016
Should Donald Trump drop out of the race? Yes. He should drop out of the human race. He is an animal. Apologies to animals.
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Moshe Kasher@moshekasher10 Oct 2016
Trump won the debate. Hillary will win the presidency. Ken Bone has won our hearts. – at Los Angeles, CA
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A six-year-old asks: "What does it mean to grab somebody by the p----y?" wapo.st/2dBE5QF
A 6-year-old asks: ‘What does it mean to grab somebody by the p---y?’

A 6-year-old asks: ‘What does it mean to grab somebody by the p---y?’

Donald Trump’s jarring words have upended the presidential race, but they have also created a vexing challenge for parents everywhere: How to talk about it with their kids.

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Sarah Nyberg@srhbutts7 Oct 2016
you: "it's sexist of you to be afraid of men" also you: "men talking about assaulting women is just how men talk"
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Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton25 Sep 2016
Our veterans and their families deserve a president who doesn't disrespect and disparage their sacrifices.
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