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waking up super early be feeling like I have the earth all to myself
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It’s easier to find a needle in a haystack than the email you got last week in Outlook.
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laptop’s been in repairs for the last 2 weeks. this is how it feels to only work your 9-5? brb gonna throw up
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@MunalozyAug 25
Seeing your friends achieve things they have spoken about>>>>>>>>>>>
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You tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you turned down 100k
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Ni@reniyanicoelJul 17
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"do you have snap?" i have an address where u can send love letters to
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my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor
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I think Apple lying about this storage shit
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t@till3005vJul 5
“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that
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happy father's day to all the eldest daughters
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happy father’s day to the man i wanna have a baby wit
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The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.
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“Ur perfume smells so good” Me:
Image from sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ (@ceraliza)
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anklets really do make you look sexy asf
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I really do feel the most like myself when I’m in a bikini by water
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When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?
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there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk
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@dirtylamp3May 24
Can’t name a time I didn’t figure it out
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glorious weather but can we keep the cheeks in pls?
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