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the floor, probably
Joined December 2014
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La Croix is like if you could bottle the taste of riding a scooter into a fruit stand
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hate to be that “too woke friend” but the reason the far-right can consolidate power is because the left have become so consumed with puritan success that we can’t except progress starts with imperfect people. we either want something to happen perfectly or we give up.
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Counting on America’s last remaining air traffic controller to do something very funny
BREAKING: Netanyahu is departing for the United States, set to meet President Trump.
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No matter your politics, it's obvious the US is falling apart. I simply cannot imagine blaming some of the least powerful social groups (immigrants and trans people) instead of the people at the top with decision-making power--call them oligarchs, capitalists, whatever you want.
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“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet
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americans couldn't behave for rick and morty chicken nugget sauce and scalped pokemon cards to the point actual kids couldn't buy em anymore we aint ever getting no novelty donuts
other countries get shit like this meanwhile we get fucking travis scott burger
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A lot of Americans unfortunately do not know this but unhoused people are regular people like you and I that have no homes. They had careers, families, kids. Many addicts started their addiction after they needed to cope with the lack of housing and being spit on by pedestrians.
This homeless man has a degree in chemistry and worked in the field ten years. He was laid off and could not find another job. Months later, he ran out of money and became a door dash worker. He got his car stolen, then ended up on the streets, and you guessed it. Became an addict.
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columbia university:
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Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
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the security guard yesterday asking why he had to “guard a bunch of nerds” bc so many students were doing homework 😭
You have to fuck up on a truly historic level to get the NYPD to say “even we think these were meaningless arrests.” They love meaningless arrests!
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its so funny that conservatives are like “colleges are breeding grounds for communism” meanwhile every university is like “unfortunately, after our students decided to violently speak about politics, we were forced to expel them from the Koch/Pepsi Department of Genocide Studies”
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Well girl, why did you put them there in the first place???
Nobody should have to go to jail for smoking weed. We must continue to change our nation’s approach to marijuana while reforming the justice system so it finally lives up to its name.
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choose your fighter: teezay teezaikai or sheh weh peepees
You are not prepared for how this guy pronounces Schweppes. 😭
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it's almost like if you produce too much... too fast... in a brazen attempt to completely saturate and dominate a market rather than having something important or even halfway interesting to say... the art suffers!
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Homelessness is a policy choice. None of us have to be homeless. We’ve got empty apartments, homes and buildings everywhere. The people y’all voted for would rather pass legislation that makes homelessness illegal so they can throw you in jail and use you for prison labor.
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does taylor not know that the wright brothers were born about 40 years later
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