I have always thought, at the back of my mind, “Cheese and onions”…
The south, GB
Joined October 2013
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I notice in this current IT glitch that my pencil is still working ok - doing what it’s always done, without a subscription, a new update, carrying adverts or asking for a review every 5 minutes.
Lessons to be learned
#techwankers
Today’s maths question “If it’s still Sunday on Tuesday, and it takes a brother and sister 15 minutes to travel two miles in a Range Rover, how long will it take a giggling married couple in a tractor, allowing for the high wind and drag of the front loader?” #TheArchers
So is the twist that Fweddy is actually going to inherit Casey Gristle instead? #TheArchers
The biggest change this season is going to be Duxbury’s “we’ve learned from our mistakes” statement coming in October rather than February and not being printed in the programme. #Watfordfc
So, @WatfordFC Dionisi goes, we get a useless goon from the Pozzo stable until Xmas, then a blown out old hack who fancies a luxury flat in W9 then ‘one of the most exciting young prospects in Europe’ who won the Estonian 2nd division who’s shit and sacked in June, I’m guessing?
What’s that? Another utter shambles of a day on @LNRailway what’s it going to take to get the message over that it’s completely unacceptable? It can’t go on like this.
Luckily I’m not at the mercy of the clowns at @LNRailway so much these days but props to the 711 from LB to Euston sticking to its long standing commitment to self identify as the 708 #everybloodyday
Chiltern Railways taken into public ownership - hope they’re looking forward to the Stasi like approach to ticket checking and a Tiswas approach to running the service that we’ve seen on @LNRailway
Having to empty out pockets getting into VR now is it? @WatfordFC mission to piss off legacy fans who haven’t caused an ounce of trouble in the ground for 50 years continues. I suppose it’s good for non-league attendances. #watfordfc #thegamesgone
“To be honest, we were really happy with him as a candidate but he had these daft ideas about funding the arts and having a national broadcaster…”
Loving this Number 10 in the North thing. It’s going to make even more people with clout experience what an utter shambles London Euston is. @NetworkRailEUS
Every advertiser on the phone to Beckham’s agent tomorrow
- “But I’m SURE you said he was only advertising or us…”
Mr Snodes retweeted
Oliver Kahn once took part in a charity penalty shootout against a group of 9-year-old kids. 🧤🇩🇪
The rules were simple:
Every goal the kids scored would generate money for charity.
Most goalkeepers would probably let a few in.
Kahn's response?
Save. Every. Single. Penalty.
He was Diving, Saving, Intimidating.
Charity money raised from goals: €0. 💀
Then came the plot twist.
After turning into prime Oliver Kahn against a bunch of kids, he donated €100,000 of his own money.
He refused to let the kids win.
But he made sure the charity did. 😂
The most Oliver Kahn story ever. 🧤💀
Football stories like this are always nice to know.
Mr Snodes retweeted
Say what you want about football twitter but it doesn’t half make you chuckle sometimes
Nothing sums up the current state of @WatfordFC like this dead pigeon rotting above the SEJ stand. #WatfordFC
