Once I was the First Mrs Trellis to become Pope. Then I died. Now I am the second Mrs Trellis to become Pope No time for conspiraloons, racists, fascists, MAGAs
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Me: "Let's just say I know my way around the bedroom and am pretty skilled in the art of lovemaking"
Also me, during foreplay:
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Felis catus, nature's great hunter, stalks his prey like a roaring lion seeking someone to devour, then pounces with efficiency and precision.
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One of my mutual followers sees an issue differently to me, but guess what, that is perfectly acceptable. That's called a disagreement.
He doesn't threaten ppl who disagree with him or dox them. To see a Cartland flying monkey try to mock a civilised conversation speaks volumes.
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How to show how paranoid, psychotic and delusional you are in one post. Lol
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Peter knows 🤭
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I’m guessing. But I’m sure he’s not the only president able to make executive orders.
Like “Take all this gold shit off these walls”🤔
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I've never mentioned or engaged with you and never will again, but Jane you are one of the most constitutionally and shamelessly dishonest people on this platform. Get her name out of your mouth. She's ten times the person you will ever be.
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Trump: "I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Dave isn’t ’working himself to death’.
He just begs from others.
Whilst giving advice that could kill them.
An interesting ‘business’ model…
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Stop crying and get a fucking job you lazy, half-sharp, benefit-claiming, grifting cunt
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You just don't have any taste.
For what says 'class' like a gilded The Oval Office sign in a 1980s handwriting font?
Trump making the Oval Office a national monument to prevent people from tearing down his shitty gold tat is absolute peak narcissist.
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Trump: "Obama doesn't know about dirt and filth. And he doesn't know about cracked stones. And he doesn't know about broken windows. He's probably fine with them. But I'm not."
