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IF YOU ARE READING THIS I NEED YOU TO STICK A FORK IN THE NEAREST OUTLET IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME
he emerges from the sea at random to wreak havoc upon a city. godzilla is real…
we’re gonna dunk this crusty crying cracker in the crick on some witch trials shit #WOKENEVERBROKE
i don’t buy into much afterlife stuff but i am hopeful for reincarnation because can you imagine how nice this would be? you can just lick your body and it tastes like coconut and it’s also Fine to do that now.
i think organized religion will be fine if a few twitter artists get a little fruity with it. it’s survived worse.
everyone’s turned into such a neurotic prude, it’s so fucking annoying.
























