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Murdakes

@murdakes1

Engineer, champagne drinker, official director of visual content for @millsandmimosas. 🍾

 United States
Joined April 2012
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chirayu rana is absolutely furious rn
Matthias Schmidt (@eurofounder) profile pictureMatthias Schmidt
@eurofounderNov 11
Completely understandable
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is an AI fake of Kimberly Powell to give her enhanced cleavage. blogs.nvidia.com/blog/author/ki…
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my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery and my politicians too manly
Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
@RichardHananiaNov 6
New conservative strategy just dropped. They’re going to accuse Democrats of being too masculine and handsome.
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yes chef (horny version)
Chaos Crave (@ChaosCrave_) profile pictureChaos Crave
@ChaosCrave_Nov 6
Jeremy Allen (Wolverine) and Ayo Edebiri spotted in Los Angeles sharing a moment.
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Daniel looks like he’s one force lighting incident away from seizing absolute unchecked control over the galactic senate
Cam Higby 🇺🇸 (@camhigby) profile pictureCam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigbyNov 4
This should genuinely result in prison time. This is election deception.
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look what they’ve done to our boy
Seth "Da Flow" Irskens (@Ice8859) profile pictureSeth "Da Flow" Irskens
@Ice8859Oct 30
Colts vs Jaguars 2026 Season Week 8- Drunk Horse Team Song Anthem #Colts #Jags #Jaguars #JaxsonvilleJaguars #Indianapoliscolts #TeamAnthem #Weekly #2026Season #Sports #ParodySong #youtuber #youtube #youtubesinger #Football #NFL #BleedBlue #ForTheShoe #INDvsJAX #ColtsVsJags #DrunkHorseAnthem #ColtsNation #ThisIsOurColts #ColtsAnthem #SethDaFlowIrskens #TheFlow
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1875 photos colorized
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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you’re really telling me my Alma mater is tobacco free ain’t no way the farm boys on east campus gave up their dip
Joel Schafer (@joelschafer) profile pictureJoel Schafer
@joelschaferOct 16
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he just dropped the actual music video and it’s even better than this perfect encapsulation of a late 90s early 00s music video
Kyle Gordon (@kylegordon101) profile pictureKyle Gordon@kylegordon101Sep 28
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need this to be real
The Dr. Rachel Weisz daily count bot (@kiana_weisz) profile pictureThe Dr. Rachel Weisz daily count bot@kiana_weiszSep 26
FIRST LOOK AT RACHEL WEISZ FILMING FOR THE MUMMY 4!
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6 more quarters of bad performance
BNO News (@BNONews) profile pictureBNO News
@BNONewsSep 14
WATCH: U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell appears in public for the first time in 3 months
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starting the first full slate off right
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MAMA THERE GOES THAT MAN AND HES BAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK
my name bob (@TheBestPoaster) profile picturemy name bob@TheBestPoasterSep 4
Replying to @TheBestPoaster
🚨 BY GAWD IS THAT,,, IT CANT BE OH MY GOD HE CANT POSSIBLY BE DUNE IT TO EM,, HE IS!! HE DUNE IT,,, THE POAST™️ IS FUCKING BACC BABY JUST WHEN YOU LOST ALL HOPE HE DOES IT HE RUNS IT BACC AGAIN,, TRULY THEBESTPOASTER 🚨 it is,,, the Freekin Weakin™️ proceed accordingly 😎😈🤪
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went to a restaurant that had the dorn and the Dave
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Replying to @AsherHBaron
@AsherHBaron an absolute essential
Cooper Mitchell - HomeGymGuy (@homegymcoop) profile pictureCooper Mitchell - HomeGymGuy
@homegymcoopAug 4
You can now buy a weighted vest modeled after Dragon Ball Z's Vegeta battle armor. It has adjustable loading up to 20kg/44lb. There was a time I would've thought this was stupid, but if it gets people moving, I'm here for it.
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this car better be named Garfield
i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picturei like food
@messedupfoodsJul 25
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the @WhatChaosShow boys need one of these in their studio
Blue Line Breakdown 🏒 (@BLBreakdown) profile pictureBlue Line Breakdown 🏒@BLBreakdownJul 22
Jacob Trouba makes abstract paintings by *literally body checking art canvases*
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he’s in shambles 90min in
Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) profile pictureCookie Monster
@MeCookieMonsterJul 19
For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie.
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everyone in the path of the wildfires this week
Jack Kelly (@jackkellyinc) profile pictureJack Kelly@jackkellyincJul 17
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
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need Lego arcanine
Pokemon TCG Restocks & News (@PokemonRestocks) profile picturePokemon TCG Restocks & News
@PokemonRestocksJul 6
First look at Rayquaza, Arcanine & Munchlax Pokémon LEGO Sets Releasing August 1st! ✨ #Pokemon #LEGO
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150k people over a week is laughable the knicks pulled 2 million on a Thursday
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparJul 2
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins on the dismal turnout for Trump's fair on the National Mall: "From my perspective, it is hitting exactly every mark we hoped it would hit at this point. I do think this weekend we're going to see massive, massive crowds." 😆
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