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Houston, TX
Joined August 2014
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Okay enough jokes this is literally me
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greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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they were hauling ass!! now THIS is how you run in a horror movie, you hear me??
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This cycling shit is genuinely fixing my brain
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Hamburger style
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me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers
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Lowkey crop dusted my whole city today
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u dont smoke for 3 days all of a sudden u dreaming bout niggas doing drive bys on u on a pterodactyl
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I went over my handlebars and smacked myself p good, then crashed into a hedge, but it was still a beautiful day.
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Gotta hand it to people born circa 1995 – 2005 for generally being the least insufferable age group there is
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It's a beautiful day to become a traffic fatality
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le jeune homme en question
🚨 EXCLU - Un jeune homme a été TABASSÉ à La Rochelle par des bloqueurs.
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Pub was playing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down and I thought of this image and started laughing so hard i had to leave
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I saw this and chased that high specifically
I saw this then still got high
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every time i wanna quit smoking cigs i start encountering Cigarette Situations
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first nigga to make a molotov was mad as fuck
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