Pub was playing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down and I thought of this image and started laughing so hard i had to leave
Image from Dorfs To Scream At The Sun (@WhiteboyLuBu)

Oct 2, 2026 · 9:26 PM UTC

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Jesus what happened to this tweet while I was asleep. Ladies with big boobies please hmu
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there is a 3 doors down mewing circle on reddit that maintains an extremely serious statistical package of "greatest hits" and i respect them
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IF IM ALIVE AND WELL WILL YOU BE THERE HOLDİNG MY HAND????
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Love me some Divorced Dad Rock
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This is me with "Here Without You"
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one time my uncle put the car on child lock just so he could force my siblings and I to listen to kryptonite on full blast against our own will
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Buttrock was a decent era. Creed was like the Micheal Jackson of the genre. The spider-man track was an all-time banger.
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Realizing now that that’s meant to be the red M&M and not just like, a red circle guy
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songs like Kryptonite make me think of SmackDown vs. Raw for some reason probably because SvR 2007 has Animal I Have Become
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If im a live or dead will you be there, holding my hand? Ill keep you by my side With my super human MIGHT KRYPTONITE
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same, but also every time it hits the kryptonite part, to my brain it replays that South Park bit where Cartman yells "CRIPPLE FIGHT!"
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This is me the moment when I’m gone comes on
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What's funny about that song is that despite being called Kryptonite and name-dropping Superman, it's actually about Dr. Manhattan. Which is even funnier when you remember that Iron Man by Black Sabbath is also about Dr. Manhattan.
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Ive never identified with an image more
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not sure why Superman by Eminem played in my head instead of Kryptonite lol
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my ex and i made fun of this song and he changed the lyric to "will you still call me stupid man" shit had me dying
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Yellow M&M after a van tinted from the inside hits his car outside of his apartment: "Why is someone trying to ruin my life I didn't do anything to anyone man I loved that car!"
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I love this song
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Whenever I hear someone mention "the Superman song" I actually think of the Five for Fighting song first ngl Both bangers tho
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Are those… are those the M&M’s?
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The version of this I first saw had the red m&m singing THAT verse from "one last breath"
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I also think of this image when I hear Kryptonite
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I would call it my favorite song of all time but I dont agree with their stance on politics so
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I wonder what the original text even was.
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Did you finish the drink at least?
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Top tier song
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Crazy that guy’s dead now
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@WhiteboyLuBu
Image from freddy freakaday (@freddyfreakaday)
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world's most divorced song
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Song is peak, meme is fire.
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I am red mm
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Fuckin banger
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i don't believe you
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HOLD ME NOWWW
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On the news for some reason was an unplugged version of the calling where ever you will go, hadn't heard that song in years
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Ideal couple art
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