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Draper, UT
Joined September 2018
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Yup…
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dude is in his 40’s talking to kids on fortnite about genitals he needs to be put on a list
#WhatIsAWoman #Fortnite Edition! I went into Fortnite and asked people about the most recent documentary and ultimately, what is a women? Full video here: youtu.be/olWnmXfNahM
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If you recognize this screenshot you are entitled to financial compensation
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me after saying “I hardly know her” instead of writing a good joke
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There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety 1/11
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um it's giving
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ninjas wedding officiant be like “I now pronounce you husband and braless wife”
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Omfg it’s happening I’ve been discovered
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last month i called 911 on myself for feeling suicidal and the bill with insurance is over $2,000. the 15 min "psych evaluation" alone was $400. oh, and they still sent me home that night. it cost me $2k to not take my life. america's healthcare system is so fucked lol
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Everyone in America should see this video and be very concerned about all of it
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LETS FUCKING GO OH MY GOD
Best Actor in a Leading Role goes to Brendan Fraser! #Oscars #Oscars95
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you could say pete davidson was dating the tooth fairy and people would believe it for at least 48 hours
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someone gives a bear cocaine and they make a movie about it but I give my neighbor’s pomeranian a tab of acid and I’m the bad guy ?
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Talking about the pod w @trixiemattel
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left my cat with my parents for 2 weeks and my mom made a book, a thread
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hey guys should i kill myself or take 1 simple deep breath
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think again
Men should not wear women’s clothing.
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they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds
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I can’t even enjoy the last of us cuz whenever that pedro guy is on screen I start giggling blushing kicking my feet and twirling my hair
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