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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX like + repost + follow me one random winner picked 48 hours from this tweet. no purchase necessary
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Rent Free.
Good luck to @HKane tonight @ballondor 🤞🏻 At one stage I was rated higher than Cristiano Ronaldo by the voters in this prestigious award 😎😅
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I'm calling it. This movie will be cameo slop
New teaser for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. In theaters on December 18.
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If it's a UCL knockout game: BBC If it's Eibar at home: MSN
𝐏𝐎𝐕: 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 😳 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗢 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗡❓🤔🔄
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Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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"Ronaldo career would have been better if he retired in 2018". Meanwhile Cristiano since leaving Madrid: ~ 361 Goals scored ~ 80 Individual accolades ~ 2 intl Trophies won ~ 9 Team trophies The Standard, this is literally Mohammed Salah's entire career in summary lol
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If Social Security is shut down, I want a complete refund of every penny I contributed since the age of 15 with interest
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My favorite part about all this is that his haters genuinely think he gives a fuck about all this when the guy has literally said I don't need to get along with any team mates as long as they have the same ambition I do
🚨🚨 ZERO national teammates of Cristiano Ronaldo liked or supported his Instagram post where he called out Jorge Jesus for his mistakes. 🇵🇹🤐
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Most useless DM award goes to YouTube.
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He was quoting his coach. And even if he wasn't, yes he's in the stature of Maradona and Pele if not greater.
There’s no one in the history of sports more foolish than this. I’m so so sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If you've ever dealt with a deeply principled person before, this would sound very familiar. You'd think what they are losing their head over is trivial but nothing matters more than the very principle of that thing. And that's what's happening here. This is clearly someone who HATES being lied to under any circumstance.
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL! CRISTIANO RONALDO STATEMENT: “This is the truth on what has happened with Jorge Jesus”. As I promised, I decided to recount, in the first person and directly, the circumstances surrounding the last training camp of the National Team. After the 2026 World Cup I prepared a letter to the Portuguese people, which I still keep, with the words I want to address to them when I leave our team for good. At the end of the competition, already on the flight back from the United States, the President of the Federation asked and insisted that I reconsider the decision to leave, because the FPF wanted me to continue. Right afterwards he asked me for my opinion on the name of the current head coach, which he was considering alongside other names he did not reveal to me. I told the President of the Federation that, in my opinion, it would be the right choice. That is why, on the day the current head coach was presented, I was genuinely happy with the choice. It was the right option, as the results are confirming. A few days later I received a first contact from the new national team coach saying he would like to meet me in person. I said yes and we scheduled it for the end of my holidays. We met at the Cidade do Futebol, where my club was holding its pre-season training camp. That day the coach told me he was counting on me and that my presence was fundamental to his project. He presented me, right there, with a plan for my participation. He told me I would play the first match and the last one, and that for reasons of physical management he would always make three to four changes per match. At that point he raised the possibility of me not travelling with the national team to Norway and Denmark. He proposed that I play the first match and stay in Portugal, then rejoin before the match at the Dragão. I refused this proposal immediately. It seemed obvious to me that I could not accept it. It was not because I would not play the matches abroad that I would stop captaining our team. That privilege of staying in Portugal would not be a good example. The coach ended up agreeing with my analysis. This conversation was attended by Simão Coutinho, sporting director of Al Nassr, the person to whom the current coach reported throughout last season and one of those responsible for his signing by the club in 2025. On the eve of the start of the camp the coach came to my house in Lisbon, at his request, for another conversation with me. The conversation was calm and all the principles agreed in August were maintained. I played the match at Alvalade and, although substituted, I made no problem of it. I put the armband on Bruno Fernandes myself, far from imagining that I might be taking my last steps as a player and captain of the National Team. What mattered to me that day was our victory. Winning is always good; in Portugal and for my country, even better. At lunchtime on the day of the match in Norway, an assistant to the coach came to the table where the group was having lunch and informed me that the coach wanted to speak to me. To my absolute surprise, the coach asked me if I was fit to play 30 minutes. I was fully focused on my physical recovery, integrated with my teammates as always, and thinking that I would not play that day. Without any problem. This request was something outside my physical recovery and training plan — because I was only going to play on the 4th at the Dragão — but of course I said yes. He replied that I should then be ready because I would play 30 minutes. The rest everyone knows. I warmed up from half-time, watched the minutes go by, and was not called. The coach had broken his word to me.
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After watching Denmark vs. Portugal today, I have come to a rather disturbing realization: perhaps the problem was never Cristiano Ronaldo. Perhaps some of these Portuguese players simply never wanted to play for him in the first place. Look at Bruno Fernandes today. He created five chances, while Vitinha made intelligent runs and showed tremendous attacking initiative. The creativity, movement and willingness to take responsibility were there for everyone to see. But where was this level of commitment when Cristiano Ronaldo was leading the attack? This is not just about today's game. Even during the World Cup, we witnessed a Portugal team that seemed more comfortable making Ronaldo the scapegoat than accepting collective responsibility for its failures. A player who had dedicated his entire career to his country was suddenly treated as though he was the biggest obstacle to the team's success.
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"Portugal has failed to qualify for the world cup for the first time in 30 years" My honest reaction:
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Personally, I think if you do this you should be banned from attending future events.
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If Ronaldo talks to like this before a match I'm putting my life on the line for it.
Cristiano to the players before the game against Abha. “Guys let me tell you something, last game, it’s gone, it’s in the past, today, the first 20 minutes we have to smash, make them think today is impossible to win against these guys, first 20 minutes are crucial guys, let’s start very strong today, let’s go”
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Pra quem não sabe, essa é a sensação de almoçar pela primeira vez em um emprego novo
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In life, just put your best effort into everything you do because people are watching. Leão probably couldn’t believe that no big club came for him when he announced he was leaving Milan. He probably thought the big clubs would be circling around him because of his “talent.” He forgot that those clubs’ scouts had been watching his tapes at Milan. They saw how lazy he was at tracking back and helping the team. They saw his poor work application and his body language on the pitch. Talent gets you noticed. Your habits, mentality and work ethic determine how far you go.
Rafael Leao, someone who is always smiling wasn't too happy at his Galatasaray presentation any reason for it?
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Thanks for making it look like I’m the bad guy who scammed a kid on this post @Dexerto 😑
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