Sage Hurta-Klecker Muse retweeted
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a racist running podcaster with deranged fans but no friends
Went to the Phoebe Bridgers show a couple nights ago. Genuinely people living in the moment without a phone in sight. Wish more artists would do this
(And I got upgraded to the front row facing the B stage)
“Bring back the SAT requirement” like any football/basketball player even had to worry about their grades
This marathon app sucks. How about you show more than the top 5 or maybe be able to tell what place a person got on the tracking page
They say you haven’t made it until you are suspected of being a furry
Ran 45 consecutive laps around a track for my workout today and can’t even get 10% of my strava followers to give kudos
Doing laundry while it’s currently 95+ out looking at the hoodie and sweats I was wearing like 10 days ago
What happens if your old school is a “once a ___ always a ___” school but they changed the mascot after you left? Am I the old mascot? The new one? Or a separate third thing?














