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ask me about my opinion on the flavour of denim. im an expert.

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Joined October 2026
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okay i dont really know what to post on here lol, Hi everyone ! 👋
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I have finally been freed, all my accounts got unbanned. go follow @synaxx_x im not gna be active much on the others
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dudes will invite me back their place to do drugs thinking we’re gonna get freaky little do they know the next 3 hours are gonna feel like hanging out with adam friedland
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i fucking guess bro
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under my regime, mumsnet will be proscribed as a terrorist organisation and treated like ISIS
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Can I just say,
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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omg his natural aegyo 😖
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can't even imagine.
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Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone
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Good Evening, "monkeypants15" was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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I have sensory issues so Im allowed to keep my prada shades on at school
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they refused to sell me lip balm because my shit was so cracked that they knew I was a lost cause
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My mom's Belly water was Embalming fluid and I came out a Taxidermied squirrel They had to teacu me how to be a girl again
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This evening’s about to be a 20 second YouTube short 🔥🔥🔥
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yk what they say.. sneezing a mouthful of string cheese all over your tv a day keeps the dr away😊
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who wins? whos next ? You Decide !
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just sneezed a mouthful of cheese string all over my tv 👍 they need to have me put down atp
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rudolph nose was red bc he was addicted to COCAINE thats why he was at the front he was geared out of his mind
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