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@normalgoo

ask me about my opinion on the flavour of denim. im an expert.

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elliott@ellgreebNov 6
dudes will invite me back their place to do drugs thinking we’re gonna get freaky little do they know the next 3 hours are gonna feel like hanging out with adam friedland
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aroura ♡@f1nchl1ngNov 6
i fucking guess bro
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dylan@xtnami_Nov 6
under my regime, mumsnet will be proscribed as a terrorist organisation and treated like ISIS
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Matthew Ogle@flaneurNov 6
Can I just say,
Matthew Ogle (@flaneur) profile pictureMatthew Ogle@flaneur31 Jan 2015
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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Democrats
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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sk@onlyskp1Nov 6
Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can't even imagine.
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleNov 6
Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone
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mp@monkeypants15Nov 7
Good Evening, "monkeypants15" was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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dexx@tiffnicaNov 6
My mom's Belly water was Embalming fluid and I came out a Taxidermied squirrel They had to teacu me how to be a girl again
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gabe@gabeecityyNov 6
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This evening’s about to be a 20 second YouTube short 🔥🔥🔥
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clover 🍀@moongremllnNov 6
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yk what they say.. sneezing a mouthful of string cheese all over your tv a day keeps the dr away😊
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at any given moment I have at least 300 Minions chained up in my basement and force them to listen to Japanese Glitch Noise for 18 hours a day and they keep tearing each other's skin off and get infections and die but it doesn't matter cause I got a guy who grows me new ones lol
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In Woke 3, we're torturing small animals. We're abusing them physically and sexually. It is hard to reconcile with traditional ethics, but that's what makes it Woke 3, its wildly new mores.
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LilChromie@BigChromieNov 4
We are turning the white house west to face mecca
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yeet me a beer bro, ahaha! (pulls you aside) listen, I might kill myself later
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evilnigga448@evilnigga448Nov 3
If I was fat I’d jump up and down trying to fall through people’s floors n ceilings
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mayo@ButtTonguerNov 3
Kneading my newborn son’s head into a cone for a funny photo then freaking out that it’s not going back to it’s original shape
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