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callmedinero

@notluvzz

Whatever mehn memento mori 🍀 Let it rip

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Joined December 2019
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Well
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Uhmmmm this is quite weird
Rich Girlie (@itsbeen_nice) profile pictureRich Girlie@itsbeen_nice14h
I'd actually want to see two people having sex, like live
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David Ndii
@DavidNdii3h
More likely caused by unfulfilled entitlement. No one owes you a functioning country.
Joyce Nyairo (@jnyairo) profile pictureJoyce Nyairo@jnyairoOct 28
Do we talk enough about burnout in dysfunctional countries? The fatigue that comes from working in bare-minimum facilities and watching mediocrity being routinely rewarded. The near-despair that comes from endlessly documenting waywardness that never meets with consequences.😮‍💨
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@StanleyMasinde_16h
Relocation offer waiting for you to find love.
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irumbi woshy@irumbibOct 28
Wajinga nyinyi hakuna madawa , University on strike but mnashangilia almost ksh 1 billion being wasted on hosting Bayern
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There's zero empathy in me for drunk driving and drunk drivers in general. Fuck them
Kingpin of Kenya (@ClintonObonyo) profile pictureKingpin of Kenya
@ClintonObonyoOct 29
Near Talanta Stadium, Kenol Stage this morning — a speeding car flew off the road, over the pavement and into a mound. A lady waiting for a Ngong matatu was hit unaware. Her arm was severed. She died on the spot. The front passenger never even blinked. Gone too. The driver was drunk. He stumbled out of the wreck still holding a bottle. Two more bottles were found. Two other passengers were rushed to hospital injured. How many times will we keep saying “it was just one drink”? How many innocent people waiting by the roadside must pay for someone else’s recklessness? When do we finally stay alert — every single time?
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Spasmö (@spasmysanguia) profile picture
Spasmö@spasmysanguia20h
Tô peidando tão alto no banheiro da firma que alguém gritou que é tiro
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rlly cool girl🍡@sharnsskOct 20
I’ve dreamt of sitting in my apartment, that I don’t share with anyone and drinking a glass of wine since I was a child. I get to live my dream every night.
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Atieno.K
@CCarusheey23h
We thank God for 148 billion stadium
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Guys
Moe (@moneyacademyKE) profile pictureMoe
@moneyacademyKE16h
Kenya is set to spend up to Sh1 billion to host Bayern Munich and Ajax for a friendly match on January 5, 2027, to officially open Raila Odinga Stadium.
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osama@osamaa303Oct 28
الاكتئاب يريد ان يرجع لجسمي
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Sasa Denzel Omondi na Rex masai wataona aje game ya bayern na Ajax?
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Mimi I'm like mbona hawaread the room😭?? Saa hii mambo Ni mengi mambo ya mpira wawachane nayo.
Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 (@salimishmael_) profile pictureSalim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪@salimishmael_Oct 28
We are very excited about the Bayern Vs Ajax game. It is a really good opportunity to spearhead the Kenyan football scene. We need to also ask ourselves, how much of our tax monies has that cost us?
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7rq
@gloccnimOct 28
went from early twenties to mid twenties in the blink of an eye..
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Sheila (@SheilaLMaina) profile picture
Sheila@SheilaLMaina23h
Chapos aren't even that good to be begging someone to take your money
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Age of consent huwawashia nini? In fact it should be higher even. What do you want to do with kids?
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120 Waiyaki way? Let's be serious please 😂
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😂😂😂 with a fork
Whitney hastone (@sweetn3y) profile pictureWhitney hastone@sweetn3y21h
I feel like scratching my balls would relax me but I don't have balls.
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IEBC wanatuona aje 😂😂😂what are all those Nigerians and Ghanaians doing on that list?
Mwango Capital (@MwangoCapital) profile pictureMwango Capital
@MwangoCapitalOct 28
The IEBC has shortlisted 9 candidates from 304 applicants for the position of Commission Secretary/CEO. Interviews scheduled for November 12–13, 2026
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Afrovestor@BullrunIOOct 29
We are paying foreign clubs 600M KES to come play here for 90 mins Kenya has 19 external-beam radiotherapy machines .Each costs between 400-600M KES 11 of those are in private hospitals .Out of reach for you and me We could buy one with what we are paying foreign clubs
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eng.Kelvin@kelvin_buffaloOct 29
Received my acceptance letter, masters pale yuwesssssssssss siiiiet I feel like crying master of science in applied artificial intelligence,wuuuuiii mwathaniiiii nasema Asante, US here I come,, anyone who knows how to say , don't shoot in English?
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