my mom went to the store to buy shrimp and it was $6.66 and she couldnโt buy it bc it was โevil shrimpโ
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Comment Etiquette@commentiquetteNov 10
People like Jake Lang used to be sent to the frontlines of war to waste enemy ammunition
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our server just asked @StandUpFightICE and I if we were celebrating anything and we said our 6 year anniversary and she asked how we met and we looked at each other like uhhhhh ๐๐
finally watched The Dropout ahead of watching You Can See Everything and I have to state that I used Theranos at a Walgreens in AZ and ordered pig hormone bc the test showed I had hypothyroidism. true or not this is bananas
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Blend Greg Abbott to soup #blendgregabbotttosoup
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Pulling Ronald Reaganโs corpse out of the ground and teabagging his skull
Iโm going to hold your hand when I say this @KariLake, stop embarrassing yourself. he didnโt pick you Iโm so sorry
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and kinda exactly how it started
itโs @StandUpFightICE and my 6 year anniversary and weโre spending it exactly as intended. fucking dying laughing reading tweets to each other
โAmerica 250 was a funeralโ
fuck yeah. fuuuuuuuuck yeah. rip rip rip rip rip
I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law.
We wonโt be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028.
America 250 was a funeral.
The American Dream is dead.
itโs @StandUpFightICE and my 6 year anniversary and weโre spending it exactly as intended. fucking dying laughing reading tweets to each other














