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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2011
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There's a party called Aboriginal Gorilla Fighters? And no, that is not a typo. Gorilla, not Guerilla. Ek is stomgeslaan.
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Electorally, the ANC is in the dwang.
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The people of Eskom Se Push have made an app esp.info/elections
Is there a live dashboard where we can follow along the results once they start counting?
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Is this you?
Joburg, please! Do the right thing tomorrow! We don’t need that Gogo pls!
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Boy, how fucking wrong were you, huh?
FINAL PREDICTION: U.S. Senate Forecast: November 3, 2026 🔴GOP: 53 Seats (=) 🔵DEMS: 47 Seats (=) 🔵 DEM Flips: 1 North Carolina 🔴GOP Flips: 1 Michigan Margins (States under 15%) Alaska: 🔴+ 0.9 Florida: 🔴+ 13.1 Georgia: 🔵+ 7.8 Iowa: 🔴+ 4.6 Kansas: 🔴+ 1.2 Maine: 🔴+ 2.9 Michigan: 🔴+ 0.3 (FLIP) Minnesota: 🔵+ 3.0 Mississippi: 🔴+ 6.6 Montana: 🔴+ 10.6 Nebraska: 🔴+ 6.3 New Hampshire: 🔵+ 3.9 North Carolina: 🔵+ 7.2 (FLIP) Ohio: 🔴+ 2.1 South Carolina: 🔴+ 2.9 Texas: 🔴+ 1.3
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The ANC mayor of the Buffalo City Metropolitan was denied to skip the queue by residents of Gonubie at their voting station. One resident can be heard saying "uzofola nathi namhlanje" (she will join the queue with) #LGE2026
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South Africa's public data, made readable. Water, dams, AI use and more, one clear chart at a time. 🇿🇦

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Trump will REMAIN President, but what he CAN'T do now: 1. *Can't pass any law:* Needs Parliament. With Democrats at 90, all his bills will be blocked. 2. *Can't get money:* Parliament controls the budget. No funding for his MAGA projects, Wall etc. 3. *Faces Impeachment Risk:* Democrats can start investigations and even move impeachment. 4. *Can't appoint Judges/Officials freely:* Senate will block his picks. 5. *Can't do big foreign deals:* Trade deals, war funding needs Parliament nod. In short: He will stay in the White House, sign Executive Orders, but Parliament and Courts can overturn them. He becomes a *Lame Duck President* - President in name, powerless in reality. #USMidterms
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At this rate, this app will be renamed Twitter by 9AM tomorrow!
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Congratulations to Donald Trump on a successful regime change
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Trump yesterday: I’m asking everybody to pretend I’m on the ballot, and in a way, I am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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Early reports of extremely high suburban turnout across Gauteng. Longer lines than usual. I have reports from at least 20 VDs now. Lines of 200+
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MONSTER early turnout at my VD in Joburg - about 10-15% of full registered population in the queue at 7 or special voted already.
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Kagiso Rabada all 350 Wickets in Tests
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The lesson of the US for South Africa today is that voting matters. It really matters. Your village, town or city doesn’t have to be bankrupt, your roads potholed, your substation broken, your water supply intermittent, your neighbourhood dangerous, your prospects limited. All of these things can change. So do please go and vote today, and vote DA for local government that actually works.
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At this point I’m rooting for Ghostface.
Neve Campbell confirms she is returning for ‘SCREAM 8.’ (Via: apnews.com/video/neve-campbe…)
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One final time from me: Turnout is crucially important tomorrow. GO VOTE!!! Joburg People: This is existential. Turnout non-negotiable. Over to you.
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bEcAuSe A tEaM tHaT cAn LoSe To SoUtH aFrIcA sTaNdS nO cHaNcE aGaInSt InDiA iN tHe NeXt SeRiEs
Just think, if Australia can lose a series to South Africa,which they are about to lose in a short while then what will happen when they face a powerful team like India? Australia is going to tour India the month after next, where they will lose 5-0. Because a team that can lose to South Africa stands no chance against India in the next series So next BGT is going to be one sided , that's not good news for cricket fans
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This is some of the best commentary from Pollock. Class of his own!
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