no DMs, unless you're a rebel | 36 | will nut in her and just say oops | bitch milkshake | he/him

Joined August 2018
it's not a Twitter account, it's a historical record of how insane I am
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i'd make an excellent heir to something
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i feel so yin-yang, the way grief and glitter coexist in me.
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therapy is just me discovering new lore about myself against my will
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you abandoned me, but I still haven't learned how to stop needing you. isn't that pathetic?
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if i could pack all my loneliness into a box, I'd bury it where nobody could find it. I'd probably still go back every night to check if it was lonely without me.
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me liking and reposting your posts is the equivalent of an angel sending signs btw
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healing is not linear and thats so humiliating sometimes. you think you've crossed a bridge and suddenly you're standing in the same river.
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bdw we live in a world where children are encouraged to look like adults, and adults are encouraged to look like children
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i would make a cathedral out of my ribs just so you could have somewhere holy to stand
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Throttle me like a jackhammer, love me deeply 🌹
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Let her steal your hoodie, coward.
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If you’re gonna ragebait me because you think I’m cute when I’m angry you should have to sit tied to a chair while I do the raging
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notice how there was no September this year
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You can sin on Saturday too, you know. It clearly says it right here in the handbook.
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I would like to formally apologise to every parent I silently judged as a child for being so fucking irritable all the time. I have since had children. I did not have all the information.
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i don’t have good dreams, but sometimes i have a nightmare i don’t want to wake up from
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A final voicemail left by a town that disappeared
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but probably me
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decide how many times i tweet on 3rd October for every like on this tweet, i will tweet one (1) time today
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(Flirting) Sorry for being unhinged it will happen again
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