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Stephen

@nzsd

the steve foundation for kentucky fried fully automated luxury millennial dirtbag urbanist democratic market sewer socialism with hutt valley characteristics

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Joined July 2009
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never listen to your gut, it's full of shit
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Francis McRae@FrankMcRae15h
You couldnt script a more fitting end to goldsmith's career - desperately trying to win a seat after spending a whole career losing it on purpose. Pleading with voters - no this time i mean it, but no one belives him because he's burned his own credibility with winked nonsense
henry cooke (@henrycooke) profile picturehenry cooke@henrycooke15h
John Key has been rolled out to help Goldsmith win Epsom. It's hard not to read into this that National are not expecting any list MPs
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This cuts both ways though because sometimes it's the red herring that's some secret American thing so it's actually easier not knowing
ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ (@PaulDock93) profile pictureᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ@PaulDock93Oct 30
I do like the NYT Connections but at the end of the day it is American so you often can’t solve it due to something like: penguin, hammer, dirty old shoe, volcano - Mascots associated with the Delaware Wranglers x
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RELEASE THE CARO CUT
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I have a big grapefruit tree and the problem is whenever I juice them all up the only thing I can think of is
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Even though it's actually a lot of juice, like maybe 10-12 grapefruit make a litre of juice
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Stephen@nzsd17 Jul 2025
Replying to @Tiare_MP
the American mind cannot comprehend trekking across the ice for five months before dying and still being in New Zealand the whole time
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We could be heading for a parliament that's 10% overhang seats. We're gonna need to fix this
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When I'm emailing the juniors asking them to do things I sometimes catch myself giving instructions to them like they're AI and I hate it
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This is why you should be polite to the clankers because it'll rub off on how you talk generally
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I've got what you'd call the "coward's edition" of this book and I'm fine with that
𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 (@phosphor_glow) profile picture𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨@phosphor_glowOct 28
was going to turn this book on our shelf around before i remembered why we turned it around in the first place lmao
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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Stephen@nzsd14 Oct 2020
the government lies to you, they'll try to trick you into driving through Ranfurly for no reason
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Stephen@nzsd26 Jan 2023
Some classic costume choices definitely not based on any copyright works at the shop
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you'd see this defended by eight guys in an episode of sharpe followed by that episodes spy for wellington describing it as a the french garrison for half of spain
Frothy Friar (@frothyfriar) profile pictureFrothy Friar
@frothyfriarOct 26
Starter Keep
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Kevin Lin (@quasicoh) profile pictureKevin Lin
@quasicohOct 27
The worst LLMism is “and that’s on me” — Oh is it?? Is it really?? Are you going to bear the consequences of your mistake??? I don’t think so.
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I really like this!
red schuy at night, sailor’s delight (@pacific_zephyr) profile picturered schuy at night, sailor’s delight@pacific_zephyrOct 27
can someone explain to me why this is the official photo of the Swiss Federal Council
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It's odd to me how China gets (rightfully) mocked so much for having the whole country share one timezone, but we don't extend the same treatment to continental Europe. Spain, France, and the Benelux countries are just blatantly in the wrong timezone.
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We should really get around to managing our exposure by at least extending Eftpos to (a) have contactless, (b) work online properly, (c) interoperate in Aus and (d) mandate everyone who takes Visa and MC in NZ also accepts it, including overseas tech firms over a threshold
Alonso Gurmendi (@Alonso_GD) profile pictureAlonso Gurmendi@Alonso_GDOct 26
One of Lula’s most important and least well-known achievements is US capacity to sanction it into compliance is limited, because unlike Europe, Brazilians don’t need Visa or Mastercard to make payments.
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As it stands at the moment Donny T could personally ban you from, for one thing, parking in pretty much any metered parking space in New Zealand since most now are credit card only
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Obviously we're very dependent on the US financial system but we'll get better leverage the more plausibly we can threaten to switch to the Yuan-sphere or whatever
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