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@oozyooh

vaya con dios, my friend...

Joined October 2020
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lest we forget.
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Adebiyi Triumph (@Aa_Triumph) profile pictureAdebiyi Triumph
@Aa_Triumph17h
Harry Kane has been named the 9th greatest striker of the 21st century 🤔👑
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ndingalahla kwalo phone😭
F a i t h ✨ (@MsMamma_) profile pictureF a i t h ✨@MsMamma_16h
Replying to @somilacaba
I wish I was joking
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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dangerous game she's playing.
Musa Khawula (@Musa_Khawula) profile pictureMusa Khawula
@Musa_Khawula19h
A look at Nana Mshumpela explaining her dodgy business of sub-letting apartments for Nigerian men in Cape Town; South Africa.
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refentse@refentsek_Oct 28
what a guy💎
LeloSphere🪐🌏(Treble Champion 🏆 🏆 🏆) (@AlwandeMgingqi1) profile pictureLeloSphere🪐🌏(Treble Champion 🏆 🏆 🏆)
@AlwandeMgingqi1Oct 28
We might think we fine without Ncikazi, but we might've lost a psychologist in him😭💔
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had a nightmare like this.
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 28
💰😭 Lacy hit with massive $12,000 restaurant tab after viewers start ordering food on his bill during livestream after spotting the restaurant’s QR code. 🎥: Twitch/Lacy
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uThato (@u_Thato) profile picture
uThato@u_ThatoOct 27
No matter how you feel about the shiny golden ball, it definitely matters.
Peak Football (@ukporo1) profile picturePeak Football
@ukporo1Oct 27
Mehnnn. MESSI WAS PURE EVIL. 😬
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Been watching football properly for well over 15 years now and I still have not seen a striker better than Luis Suarez in his prime. El Pistolero.
ESPN UK (@ESPNUK) profile pictureESPN UK
@ESPNUKOct 27
Rank them at their absolute best 👀
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sardined in-between aliens i respect it.
sazzy (@sazzyLM8) profile picturesazzy
@sazzyLM8Oct 28
Ballon d’Or if it was based on most goal contributions each season 07/08: 🇵🇹 Ronaldo (54) 08/09: 🇦🇷 Messi (60) 09/10: 🇦🇷 Messi (60) 10/11: 🇦🇷 Messi (86) 11/12: 🇦🇷 Messi 116) 12/13: 🇦🇷 Messi (87) 13/14: 🇵🇹 Ronaldo (77) 14/15: 🇦🇷 Messi (93) 15/16: 🇺🇾 Suarez (83) 16/17: 🇦🇷 Messi (75) 17/18: 🇦🇷 Messi (73) 18/19: 🇦🇷 Messi (74) 19/20: 🇵🇱 Lewandowski (65) 20/21: 🇵🇱 Lewandowski (57) 21/22: 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappe (65) 22/23: 🇦🇷 Messi (63) 23/24: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kane (56) 24/25: 🇧🇷 Raphinha (62) 25/26: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kane (81) 26/27 So far: 🇪🇸 Yamal (25)
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story of his life.
Post United (@postunited) profile picturePost United
@postunitedOct 27
🇫🇷 FERRAN TORRES RECIBE SUS PRIMERAS CRÍTICAS EN FRANCIA 📉 Después de marcar 7 goles en sus primeros 6 partidos con el PSG, el delantero lleva más de un mes sin ver portería 😳 El de Foios ha encadenado cinco encuentros sin marcar con el conjunto parisino 🗣️ L’Équipe, tras su actuación ante el Lyon: «Suele estar bien posicionado y realiza desmarques inteligentes, pero le falta efectividad»
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this how i was moving vs that jewish school in grade 8👀
Mayureshhhh......🇮🇳🇮🇳 (@Mayuresh_0718) profile pictureMayureshhhh......🇮🇳🇮🇳@Mayuresh_0718Oct 27
A baseball player will start shivering and shaking before facing this kind of spin delivery of Shane Warne .....
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Null (@Vhoyde) profile picture
Null
@VhoydeOct 28
Because they take their religioun more seriously than you take yours.
king. ⭒ (@stargyalll_) profile pictureking. ⭒@stargyalll_Oct 28
as a black south african christian going to halaal establishments has never inconvenienced me in any manner. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Harshh@HrshhhhhhhhhOct 28
As if these guys are hitting these pitches 😭
🚀 (@EwingForMVP) profile picture🚀
@EwingForMVPOct 26
I fucking dare whoever is the goat of cricket to try to touch these pitches
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nigga shocked over an upstairs kfc here in jozi they have upstairs clubs in malls😂😂
𝕁𝔼𝔽𝔽 ℙ𝔼$𝕆$ (@lilSunny_666) profile picture𝕁𝔼𝔽𝔽 ℙ𝔼$𝕆$@lilSunny_666Oct 28
This is so random but I’ve never seen or heard of an upstairs kfc. Maybe it has an upstairs seating area, but when last was the KFC itself upstairs? Even in malls 🫪
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Sihle 🥷 (@iam4evernegus) profile pictureSihle 🥷@iam4evernegusOct 27
Benzema and Suarez are the most overrated strikers of this generation. Lewy and Kane are the truth.
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it really is true with the never ask a barcelona fan what they thought about robert before he joined and bayern fans what they thought of kane 🤦🏽‍♂️
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all the time and twice on jumah/shabbat/sunday.
Commissar (@35hunnid4acoat) profile pictureCommissar@35hunnid4acoatOct 28
Non black people are generally racist. Religion has nothing to do with it
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i don't have the characters for the indian ones but you get it 😅
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he was carrying an injury too btw.
Oluwadamilare Ffs 🌺 (@xxfw1da) profile pictureOluwadamilare Ffs 🌺
@xxfw1daOct 27
Tearsssss, He was actually playing alone 😭😭😭
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prove me wrong then because names like ben yedder, immobile, andre silva, piatek aka gunmen, diego costa, lacazette, aubameyang, cavani, aguero, suarez, robert, werner, zlatan, higuain, quagliarella... were all better than him at the height of the striker market 🤷🏽‍♂️
Jesus in the Bando (@DeeRolaz) profile pictureJesus in the Bando@DeeRolazOct 27
You’re lying
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