pongo nikolae

i do this with all my friendships when they threaten to abandon me and it always works. the trick is to actually SHOW that you're about to do it.

as much as i love the roasts, these jokes don’t really work when americans make them ‘cause old american men are notorious for their sex tourism in asian countries

not with undertale, gang beasts, amnesia: the dark descent and portal though but surgeon simulator and minecraft java edition were huge letdowns

idk bro bring up something that’s less dated lol

you’re american, you fuck babies and eat em afterwards

you’re pushing 7k tweets in less than 2 years that’s like a daily rate of 20 😭 u got no fuckin life bro 😭😭 molested by twitter

> retarded

looks fire, thanks for advertising for them

every xoomer thinks they're rugged and badass Motherfucking Pieces of shit Give me my black coffee and Eminem you Fat whore Fuuuckkk Heh nothing personell

i actually have a comically long torso like this

“i’m attacking you”

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always hated the fact that i couldn’t directly translate english social-media-speak into my native languages because they sound less funny that way so i just code-switch all the time like i’m an american expat

who the fuck leaves islam just to eat pork lmao

this is what we’d look like if that were true