At war with @Lowes. In a non-aggression pact with other hardware stores.
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Checking in on @kyleplacy ‘s season ticket renewal thermometer.
Trade! The Colts are sending eight-time Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks for a 2027 third-round pick and a 2028 fifth-round pick, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
For the record, this is also what my university looked like when I was there in 2003. Texas was better for it then, and better for it now. The inclusion of sharp minds improves the entire student body and the state. Bo French’s racism is gross.
This public exchange happening the night before the Nico firing is proof that Gina Miller was the right PR and Comms hire for the Mavs. She positioned the doofy owner as a compassionate dad, who had a heart to heart with a young fan. The Luka jersey is a bit much, but it worked.
Another round of applause to the @AppleClassical product team. This listening guide feature is so slick. This might be the most thoughtfully produced music app on the market.
I have wanted to stream my local sports team without frustration since 2012. I am truly enjoying my @victoryplustv experience. Simple product. Does exactly what I want. Play ball.
It bums me out that Fred Armisen wasn’t established enough to be cast in Best In Show and A Mighty Wind.
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It is a profound honor to follow in the footsteps of Dave Campbell as the new editor-in-chief of Dave Campbell's Texas Football.
#TXHSFB // @DCTF
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Oceans 14 pitch: a @dallasmavs fan recruits the crew to take down every Sands property across the globe during the NBA Finals. The climax occurs as Luka hoists the Finals MVP trophy for the first time. The heist involves rigging multiple sports and sending gamblers tips. #mffl
The catch? The NBA Finals are the final piece of the parlay, and they were the only clean game that night. #mffl
The Gulf of Mexico should be renamed every year. It should be the “Gulf of [reigning SEC football champion]”
Can’t wait for our dear leader Dumont to run this on the Jumbotron during #mavs games. @NotJackKemp
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New column: I wrote about the Tyson-Paul fight, and also nothingness. Eat at Arby’s
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