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It is a profound honor to follow in the footsteps of Dave Campbell as the new editor-in-chief of Dave Campbell's Texas Football.
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Boy Mahomes sure is struggling in the championship, perhaps they should trade him in the dead of night and call him fat on the way out
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New column: I wrote about the Tyson-Paul fight, and also nothingness. Eat at Arby’s
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The Texas Rangers are the only team in baseball to win a playoff series in 2023. RT for awareness.
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oppenheimer: i am become death
destroyer of
beastie boys, in unison: WORLDS
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Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"
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Hours after a gunman killed 21 people inside Robb Elementary School in #Uvalde, officers recounted a tale of police bravery and heroism. It was repeated again and again — until it crumbled. Read more: bit.ly/3BMVX3m?utm_source=SN…
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When Queen Elizabeth became queen on Feb. 6, 1952, Tom Brady was just a rookie. He takes on the Cowboys this Sunday.
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Every marriage has one person who reports whenever a celebrity dies and one person who says “oh.”
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After studying and working @UTAustin since 1990, I took a final walk (as an employee) around campus today. Here are some of favorite places and things.
































