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Texas to Florida
Joined November 2010
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scientists are gaslighting snails
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how about a Disney t-shirt of Goofy hitting a three pointer and it’s airbrushed with ACTIVE SHOOTER in comic sans
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Probably the wrong person to put in charge of your military IT security
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me rn tbh
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Me and my friends on November 4th
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(vid of man screaming as he burns himself alive to protest a genocide) *scroll* (hot woman bemoaning Shane Gillis's down syndrome jokes) *replying* His down syndrome material? Oh, you must mean all of his comedy 😜 *scroll* (Pic of child's leg blown off and you can see the bone
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abandoned his 8 year old son to walk 3 miles a day. has never even met his 12 year old granddaughter. what a piece of shit
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Scheming eunuchs negotiate a raise
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My Green Lantern Comic
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COMIC! Twitter only allows 4 images per post, so lemme see how i can do dis :] 4/6 (other 2 panels in reply) who knows which scene i took from Home Movies? Heheh!
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*Explaining Heaven to an American* ok so imagine a job
She’s working 9-5 at the big job in the sky now
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She’s working 9-5 at the big job in the sky now
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the sinophile in question
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“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”
Shaq gives Wemby a new nickname after his game 1 performance: “His American name is Tim Robinson. He played like Tim Duncan and David Robinson. Tim Robinson came to play last night”
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one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death
cheese isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
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Palantir office speedrun
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It must feel good as hell to just be able to ban a specific annoying media trend as a middle level bureaucrat.
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explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured
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