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Engineer.

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Joined December 2010
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is perfect. group.softbank/media/Project…
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It’s upsetting to watch so many people be led to believe a software feature created from human exhaust is an alien intelligence. It’s a psyop. LLMs are a clever way to compress and search large databases with patterns. They have now inhaled effectively all of human knowledge. From this point, there will be spikes of improvement in narrow areas, but the big models are already collapsing from inhaling their own exhaust. The core technology is at least 40 years old. Neural networks are nothing new. We’re just attaching obscene amounts of computing and data to them. The physical nature of an LLM is literally just a database of tokens (word parts) and weights (relationships) that can be queried. It is not magic. It can be made deterministic by setting the entropy aka temperature to zero. It is a clever way to store an immense amount of data and retrieve it through token predicting. “Agents” are just LLMs being queried in a loop. They take exponentially more energy and suffer the same problems as chatbots—hallucinations and sycophancy—but exponentially more complicated to solve. In reality, it’s all a category error. It’s a mirage created by the desire of a small group of elites to build a technological and financial moat around themselves. “AGI” is the McGuffin, the plot device, to serve as the messiah that will deliver people from the toils of everyday life. The broligarchs are trying to sell us our own replacements. According to them, we won’t have to drive, or work, or think anymore. The robots and AI will all do it for us. It’s the oldest con there is: magic beans. Your chatbot is not your Jesus or your girlfriend. Your Claude instance is not intelligent. It’s a search engine for human knowledge stolen from the internet and the destruction of physical books. So please understand. You are witnessing the biggest financial bubble in all of human history based on deceptive marketing, astroturfing, and cult dynamics. You are not witnessing the birth of a new intelligence. Unfortunately, that’s a battle we’re losing.
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
software engineering in 2026: - your package manager is compromised - your cloud provider blocks your account - github itself is hacked software is solved
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hilarious phishing email I just got. 10/10 execution
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
i just generated an image in the style of a Monet painting using AI please describe, in as much detail as possible, what makes this inferior to a real Monet painting
🤖 Made with AI
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
Onko joku kuullut suklaakauppiaiden nyt nostavansa suklaalevyt takaisin alkuperäiseen 200g painoon (+25%) ja hinta puoleen koska kaakaon hinta on romahtanut 75%?
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
Kauppalehden ennuste vuoden 2026 kovimmaksi nousijaksi on Faron. Tilanne tässä vaiheessa: Faron on Helsingin pörssin eniten laskenut osake. Vuoden alusta -74%.
Replying to @OsakeKeisari
"Vuoden 2026 isoin nousija pörssissä on syöpälääkkeitä kehittävä Faron Pharmaceuticals. Veikkasimme samaa yhtiötä myös vuoden 2025 kovimmaksi nousijaksi, mutta osakkeen kurssi on laskenut."
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
Today, we’re continuing to push the boundaries of AI with our release of Gemini 3.1 Pro. This updated model scores 77.1% on ARC-AGI-2, more than double the reasoning performance of its predecessor, Gemini 3 Pro. Check out the visible improvement in this side-by-side comparison, showing Gemini 3.1 Pro’s crisp animation built with pure code. Read more about today’s 3.1 Pro update: blog.google/innovation-and-a…
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Mikä on eniten väärinkirjoitettu suomen kielinen sana? Oma veikkaukseni: aggregaatti.
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
NEWS: Tesla has released new FSD (Supervised) safety data. Total major collisions: • Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 830 • Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 16,131 • Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 250 • U.S. average: 4,989,713 Miles per major collision: • Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 5,300,676 • Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 2,175,763 • Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 855,132 • U.S. average: 660,164 Total miles logged: • Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 4,399,561,339 • Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 35,097,234,145 • Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 213,783,029 • U.S. drivers overall: 3,294,031,000,000 Tesla vehicles with FSD (Supervised) engaged experience fewer collisions than those driven without it on. This is North America data across all road classes (highway and non-highway). The latest 12 months of collision rate metrics is used.
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud — 'The mud should sound perfectly awful, but it doesn't,' notes the experiment creator tomshardware.com/speakers/in…
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
Celebrini cinema 😮‍💨 Czechia vs. Canada is LIVE at the #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics on @peacock, @USANetwork, @cbcsports, & @cbcgem! (🎨: @nba_paint)
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
Replying to @rtwlz
I'm happy to cover the bill myself and in the process help you guys optimize this usage¹. I've been impressed about how Vercel has enabled you to build this so fast, and with the quality of the overall website. It's fast af. You've built something amazing that's become a global public resource. Respect! ¹ You guys have the 609th highest-traffic app on Vercel. It'd be my pleasure to share best practices given this is what only the largest enterprises & scale-ups can usually pull off
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
Discord age verification is looking good so far
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video shows the Roblox Age Verification System in order to Chat with other people through experiences and chat. This is not Discord Verification. mashable.com/article/roblox…
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
With all the awful things going on in the world, this may seem trivial, but... I am absolutely tickled pink that Sir Mickey Pallin is receiving rave reviews for his first comedy performance for about 30 years. He's always been the funniest of the Pythons ( except for Eric Idle, of course ) and I want to congratulate him with all that is left of my heart
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Faron suunnittelee 40 miljoonan euron merkkariantia. Tuli mieleen Juho Jalkasen vierailu Grillillä 5.7.2025.
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Who else thinks this must have been a pretty fun ski resort job back in the day? ☃️ #WarrenMiller #Outside
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
Over the last year I’ve gone through the 5 stages of grief. 1. Denial - “AI writes slop.” 2. Anger - “AI is trained on stolen data. I worked 20 years for these skills.” 3. Bargaining - “If I ignore it, maybe it will pass.” 4. Depression - “I don’t feel like working.” 5. Acceptance - “AI makes me quicker, more creative, and more capable. It automates the drudgery so I can focus on key decisions instead of syntax.” Relieved to be at step 5.
I don't know why this week became the tipping point, but nearly every software engineer I've talked to is experiencing some degree of mental health crisis.
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Pasi Kovanen retweeted
“We used to review every line of code before it went into production”.
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