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Muscle Shoals/Athens, GA/Portland, OR

Portland, OR
Joined June 2009
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Essential Shit for Survival - 2018 (updated with late arrivals *)
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every Democrat believes that if Eric Adams broke the law, he should face consequences. every Republican believes that Donald Trump should be above the law. any questions
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The pay raise for teachers in Georgia that you’re trying to take credit for was from federal funding that was signed into law by President Biden. Nice try asshole.
Since I took office, we’ve raised teacher pay by $9,500 and the average salary for Georgia educators is now $64,000 — the highest in the southeast. While Joe Biden just talks, in Georgia we’ve actually done it.
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Patterson Hood retweeted
Community notes strikes again 😂
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A different Supreme Court could have saved Marcellus Williams. All 3 Democratic judges dissented. All 6 majority Republicans approved his execution. Presidents appoint them. Please stop acting like this election doesn't matter. Please stop acting like voting doesn't matter.
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Tonight, Missouri executed an innocent man. Our hearts are with Marcellus and his loved ones. innocenceproject.org/innocen…
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‘Portlandia’ (2017) The B-52’s Box Set “I like the hiss…” This is a lot of y’all here. Not me. I’m perfect 😂
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BREAKING: In a stunningly stupid announcement, Donald Trump just said that in order to lower costs, he will impose a $3,900 tax hike on middle-income Americans. This is as unpopular as it is stupid. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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KAITLAN COLLINS: So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted? JD VANCE: Yes COLLINS: Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6. (May 2024) @atrupar
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So Mark Robinson was smearing trans people and endangering their lives in public while getting off to them in private? Why are Republicans like this?
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Pro-tips of the day:  #1 Clean your air filter  #2 Know that when somebody writes up a manual like Project 2025, they plan on using it
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BREAKING: Kamala Harris’ campaign is circulating this devastating montage of all the times Donald Trump threatened to gut Social Security and Medicare. Retweet to make sure every voter sees this.
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BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Mike Johnson admits that Republicans may attempt to shut down the government ahead of November’s election. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Republicans are responsible for any upcoming shutdown.
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🎄Solo Shows! Patterson and Cooley are packing an acoustic and hitting the road in December. Y’all come out for these intimate get togethers. Tickets on sale Friday, September 20 @ 10a local. 🤘
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Evidently, as I’m looking at Twitter, the new answer to any criticism of Trump is that he just had his second assasination attempt, so you can’t. Yes you can. Within the bounds of any political criticism. Don’t let them try to intimidate you. Trump must be defeated.
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Patterson Hood retweeted
An alleged assassination attempt by a mentally ill person using a gun is a terrible reason to vote for the man who made it easier for mentally ill persons to get guns.
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BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Donald Trump gave the keynote address at the Heritage Foundation where he announced the work the foundation did (Project 2025) would be crucial to his policy goals. Retweet so all Americans know Trump will enact Project 2025.
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Why do they stoke and elevate every kind of urban legend from 9/11 trutherism to people eating cats? Simple: so we’re not talking about Trump’s record of tax cuts for the rich, manufacturing job loss, and ending the right to choose.
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Patterson Hood of @drivebytruckers on MJ Lenderman: “I also love songs that tell a story without telling it, and he gives you just enough to where your brain starts filling in the gaps. He checks all the boxes for me.” Profile: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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Please read this:

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brat summer is over. It’s time for Hejira fall.
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