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i know nothing but i’m here to learn • social psych phd: celebs, language, media, & wealth science™ • MSL UXR

Manhattan, NY
Joined February 2009
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engaged 💙 @banielnyc
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me when i experience a deep sense of aw
i'm afraid i'm going to sound insane saying this but i think i might be making some genuinely novel physics finding(s) right now and every single time a test runs i get so anxious yet every single time so far they have come back supporting the hypothesis i feel a deep sense of aw right now, like i'm witnessing secrets unraveling before my eyes, dumbfounded questioning if this is even real... it's scary... i don't wanna sound insane because i know i sound insane right now, my heart is beating so fast, it feels like a glass house of cards... yet the tests keep coming back supporting my hypothesis if this maintains i will publish my findings asap. i cannot wait to share this with the world
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not only are there two Rose Pizzas in the breezeway between Penn Station and MSG, they’re both staffed by women who are mirror images of each other. it feels like an insanely boring twilight zone episode.
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Every once in a while it occurs to me that people haven’t 1) calculated how much they’d need to bring in every year while retired, 2) figured out their retirement target, and then 3) worked backward from there to shape their career decisions!!
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Living in the city surrounded by octogenarian neighbors who can’t afford healthcare or an accessible apartment should convince you to be thinking about this!!!
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AGI is here
Siri is as dialed as ever
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The most insane part about this is that there’s anybody at a Bruno Mars concert
last point on this but it’s a brutal world
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It’s actually so cool that my replies are full of spam bots all responding with almost the exact same message over and over. It rocks. It doesn’t bother me at all that twitter used to be a place where I met people who’ve become close friends and now it’s a cesspool. Nice.
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Jake Shane when I set up your green room it’s gonna look like a saw trap
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I gotchu
girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Hi, it's Darshita. I am a designer. And I'm pitching myself in public 'cause I'm done with a year full of anxiety. Everyone says design is dead and AI killed it. But the real parasite was hiding in plain sight. So here's my film, DESIGN IS DEAD. She's bold, fearless and very PINK 💖 Hiring? My DMs are open.
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Look it's popular to hate on Crown Heights for being annoying but they really delivered on this one
Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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“love is in the air” WRONG. LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 WE’RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING BIG 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 I KNOW IT 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰
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me when COVID hit vs now
me when COVID hit vs now
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Call me crazy but I feel like a crowded stairwell isn’t the right place to be figuring out what YouTube video to watch.
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J J Abrams when he renames his daughter Satan
I'm almost afraid to ask. You're not Satan from hell are you
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Washington Dulles Airport has discovered the HI
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the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
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throwback to the time I took hours out of my day to decipher the rural juror finale song and make this karaoke-style lyric video and then never posted it bc it was strictly for my own personal enjoyment (until now bc I'm philanthropic like that)
jane krakowski’s performance in 30 rock as jenna maroney is really one of the greatest of all time of all genres
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Follies by Stephen Sondheim…
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